EvilMonkey Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 http://jakechristie.blogspot.com/2006/06/i...-were-real.html If College-Themed Porn Were Real Situation One: The Naughty Student Cindi, an attractive student with a large rack, walks up to the desk of her professor. Porn: Cindi: Is there anything I can do to raise this grade? Professor: Some students do extra credit work. Cindi: (has sex with him) Reality: Cindi: Is there anything I can do to raise this grade? Professor: Some students do extra credit work. Cindi: Like what? Professor: A seven- to ten-page report about the economic principles behind trade rules in a Micronesian country of your choosing. Cindi: Oh. That makes sense and is an appropriate extra credit assignment for the course. Situation Two: The Hot Teacher Paul, a student in his late twenties, walks up to the desk of his teacher, Professor Mandy, who has enormous breasts. Porn: Paul: You wanted to see me after class, professor? Professor Mandy: Yes. I need to test your performance. Paul: How? Professor Mandy: (fellates Paul) Reality: Paul: You wanted to see me after class, professor? Professor Mandy: Yes. I need to test your performance. Paul: How? Professor Mandy: A series of tests based on the material covered in this course. Paul: Could I just have sex with you instead? Professor Mandy: (sues Paul) Situation Three: The Sorority Between two and a half-dozen attractive coeds sit on a large bed, in nighties which barely contain their ample bosoms. Porn: Head Sorority Girl: Let's have a naked pillowfight! Assistant Head Sorority Girl: And practice kissing! Sorority Girls: (do those things) Reality: I kind of assume this is what actually happens in sororities. Situation Four: The Curious Freshman A very attractive freshman girl named Candi sits on a bed with her boyfriend, Brett. Did I mention that Candi has boobs the size of overripe grapefruit? She does. Porn: Brett: Let's try anal sex. Candi: Okay. Reality: Brett: Let's try anal sex. Candi: No. Situation Five: The Janitor A strangely-muscular janitor knocks on the door of Bambi, a girl whose low-cut shirt reveals a veritable explosion of cleavage. Porn: Janitor: Do those pipes need cleaning? Bambi: (apparently this is all the pillow talk she needs to have all kinds of sex with him) Reality: Janitor: Perhaps I should have stayed in school. Bambi: I can see how you could be disappointed with your station in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 (edited) Situation: The Hot Teacher Paul, a 13 year old student, walks up to the desk of his teacher. Porn: Illegal... it's child porn Reality: Paul: You wanted to see me after class, teacher? Teacher: Yes. I need to test your performance. Paul: How? Teacher: (has sexual afair with Paul) Edited June 14, 2006 by Athomeboy_2000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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