Ross Gload Fan

Shane Riordan can **** a duck after what he did to me during Machado-gate.

Aww, what a swell guy. That great attitude is why it's gonna be painful to have to drive him to the airport. Nevermind, it's gas being $5/gal. and Jerry cant afford it.

Pretty sure nothing is happening because we haven't made a part 3 thread with a witty title.

NEVER gonna happen. They finally offloaded all that money on their books, of which they have been crying poor about since Theo left. Also, they know they probably got fleeced in the Eloy+Cease/Q trade and have to have this one to save face.

Any lineup out yet? I'm goin to this one.

I will literally do ANYTHING to get Grandal back so I can stomach the catcher spot again.

Wouldn't have this problem if AJ Hinch were the manager ?

I would like to add that the amount of games this year an opposing player hits multiple homers against us is getting straight bananas.

Leury is April O'Neil.

Gonna need a clip of said bat flip.

I trust you mean me. Yes.

That dude can kick rocks. He has connections through 670 The Score and made a video claiming Machado would be signing with us. He is dead to me.

Bryant, Baez and Tepera would be insane. Never gonna happen, tho.

Yes, please.

Curious as to whom you feel that way about.

Didn't Haase do it twice to us this year? July 3rd.

I counted 15 including tonight.

But, but, we would have the swaggiest infield of all time!

No, I'm talking about the 3 years prior to this one.

I want NOTHING to do with Kimbrel. Sure, this year has been a nice bounce back, but dude is coming off a stretch where he looked like he couldn't even pitch in AA. It would be our luck that we acquired that guy, and not the once dominant closer.