mqr

Referring to myself just so were clear lol

Stop turning the game back on you idiot

Lol I just turned the game off. I will keep it off. You're welcome

Alonso went 4-4 with a bomb 48 hours ago

He absolutely thought that was an out

I mean, my dumb ass could have told him what the change he had to make and did make.

COrdell is going to be that guy that comes out of nowhere and is useful. Mark my words.

Perhaps the Javy Baez career path. Don't fix any of your flaws in fact, maybe make them worse.... just become incredible at what you do well.

His homers all look like 200 foot pop ups off the bat.

Now would be a nice time for Yolmer to remind people that he is in fact a solid baseball player.

That was a cookie. Oh well. Still better than palka

Yolmer is coming around

Sure, but the other team doesn't know that. And if you were an opposing parent, you would apparently think I was trying to slight your kid.

They're going to retire his number aren't they

Story time. I only ever hit one home run in high school. I watched the absolute shit out of it not because i was showing anyone up but because I was so excited I had no idea what to do with myself, almost fell on my face rounding first. Got plunked the next time up. They plunked the kid who’s only real purpose on the team was to pinch run and pitch. Thought it was horribly dumb ever since.

More home runs for everyone!

Yes. What I'm not going to do is tell my 8 year old to react with violence. Worst case, it's a teaching moment to tell your kid not to take silly things so damn personal.

*peaks from under couch* so it's not clear to jump back in?

Merk. Sorry I didn't link the tweet.

REnteria plans on running Cordell out there everyday. I like it, and good for him.

See y’all in the GT!

I get two a month, I need to be more strategic.