Harold's Leg Lift

This happens when they repeatedly draft corners instead of middles.

No doubt.

Good lord he's thru 6 with another no- no. Like I said, that dude is scary good.

Rocker didn't have his good stuff last night. He was mostly 91-93 though he also didn't have the hometown hot gun. The slider was good and that pitch will always bail him out at this level.

He's out. One dimensional players only.

Shocking

Jay Bruce

Welcome to Team Immovable Objects.

This really highlights just how little flexibility this team has.

There's more to athleticism than being able to run in a straight line. Body control and agility are huge parts of athleticism and Eloy is severely lacking in both. Like he has none.

He's so bad at so many aspects of catching.

It's fair becuase he's just playing left field. All he has to do is wait for the ball to stop rolling, pick it up and throw it in. (Literally) staying alive for his next at bat is the most important thing he can do on defense.

It's really hard to believe just how bad Eloy is on defense. He might be the worst defensive player I've ever seen.

R-E-L-A-X

According to Joel Sherman of the New York Post, MLB will begin using Statcast data to crack down on the use of foreign substances by pitchers. Wow. They're finally going to use the data for something useful. This could be interesting.

Using him as starter depth was always the plan and yes it's a bad plan.

Pray a starter doesn't get injured.

Piss rocket

That's a really really big problem.

Amazing what can happen when you put the work in, eh Carlos??

wow

Welcome to the party, Pal!

20 rounds. There's talk they may bring back a 5 round draft and follow which would be really cool if they do it right but I highly doubt they will do it right.

You gotta be shittin me. All 16 were on the fastball. That dude is scary good.