Harold's Leg Lift

There is nothing worse than being a White Sox fan. Nothing

Tim hit a slider. It was a double.

150 years of baseball and no one has ever thought about hitting the ball out in front of the plate. Shut the hell up, Bennetti. He's getting more annoying by the day.

I'd like them to find the next Scooter Gennett.

It was a joke. Very serious message board posting.

Buy a Lacrosse franchise. In 50 years it will be all the rage.

Aaron Bummer

Dream crusher

They're all really old too. Maybe they want to cash out and buy an island.

Rumored to be more than $1 billion. Hopefully this wakes up Reinsdorf's investors and they push him to sell too.

Ricky Ball

DJ Gladney is going to be first on that list.

That was a perfect swing for anyone.

Tim is so good when he stays inside the baseball.

Because ERRORS!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!!!!

If he can't play short he's in serious trouble. buh dum bump

Coop and Searage are similar in that they fix guys mechanically. They're able to make bad pitchers decent. The Astros fix guys stuff so they're ale to make good pitchers great.

They didn't go out and trade for a bunch of high end pitching so they could turn around and pay a ton of money for high end pitching. They may sign/trade for a middle of the rotation guy but I think it's more likely they'll sign/trade for another back end/innings eater and count on the guys currently in the organization to step up.

He's a better conversion guy than Sergio Santos was.

I hate these god damn uniforms. I was wondering why Tim didn't make an attempt at that ground ball then I realized Tim was the umpire.

Nicky S can really hit.

Controversial

I can't believe that bum threw a CG.

I'm not asking him to hit one 20 rows deep. I'm asking him to hit a groundball to the right side to move a runner from second to third. Every professional hitter on the planet should be able to that. It's called baseball 101.