Harold's Leg Lift

He doesn't have a plus tool but he does have a bag of 5's which means he should be a league avg RF. I'll take that.

Comparing this to the Cubs and Astros rebuild is not going to end well for you.

It's baseball. Guys get hurt. So where's the depth? They are way to far into this thing to have so little talent. Today's lineup in an absolute joke.

This is year 1,000 of the rebuild and they had 1 player in the lineup who is guaranteed to be around when/if this team is good. Even the players know this is pathetic.

Tank for Tork! They can never have enough 1B/DH's!

They're not gonna trade core guys but they will trade volatile relievers and fungible OF's because that's what smart teams do.

A meaningless home run in a meaningless game against a freakin bum. Daniel Palka deja vu.

or maybe he gets really lucky and wins a bunch of coin flips and ends up in the top 50!

The Double Duty Classic is being played at Sox Park today. It's a game honoring the Negro Leagues and featuring HS players mostly from the City. Ed Howard will be playing. He's really really really good. Game time 1:00pm and televised on NBC Sports Chicago.

Yolmer is to Ricky what Neifi Perez was to Dusty Baker.

Level Fun Bad: Achieved

What's the record for consecutive years reaching the level of fun bad? That should be Hahn's new nickname.

That's describes 99% of LF's

Eloy will be a fine LF as soon as he stops trying to be a hero and understands runnnig into other players and karate kicking the wall are really bad ideas.

What. The. Fuck. This is some of the worst baseball they've played in years which is pretty god damn hard to believe.

That was a routine play for Tilson. The hell is Eloy thinking.

Yep. Said he's the best HS player he ever saw. Said he could have been a big league SS if they would have given him a chance.

You can't compare those rebuilds. The Cubs and Astros were way more at aggressive/motivated at aquiring talent. The Cubs spent what $300M on pitching. Reinsdorf would spontaneously combust if he spent that much on anything let alone pitching. Also this is like year 7 of the rebuild. They only started trying to lose 3 years ago.

This is year 1,000 of this damn rebuild and there are 3 players (yes Tim is hurt) that are guaranteed to be part of the team if/when they're good. That's a freakin joke.

Jon Jay is a 10 yr veteran. I don't think a team is going to get fooled by a 14 game sample size into thinking that he's actually good.

Colome and Fry to Boston for RHP Tanner Houck

I went to Baseball Reference to post the triple slash lines of the clown college they've run out in right field this year but it made me throw up in my mouth. Take a look at your own risk.

Ridiculous he was able to tag on that pop up. How is it so bad hard to find a league average right fielder. Oh yeah they let one go to TB for nothing.

Worst White sox hail mary: Cody Ashe, Jerry Sands or AJ Reed?

The Royals took Dozier with their first pick so they could float Sean Manea down to their comp round pick who was considered 1-1 until a late season injury.