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DoUEvenShift

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  1. I feel bad for the kids chanting "let's go white sox" Ignorance is bliss.
  2. We'll get him in 2042 when he's 40 years old and the Sox are fighting for a wildcard spot
  3. Brebbia is growing his beard until the Sox win a game. We are getting into Tom Hanks "Castaway" territory real quick
  4. Site crashing for anyone else? We on the $4.99/month GoDaddy plan? Also:
  5. Bobby Witt Jr. will be a Sox destroyer until 2031 at the earliest
  6. Hunter Renfroe would win 1st place in a Mike Trout lookalike contest
  7. Hey look on the bright side, at least Kopech can't blow it
  8. Vargas .239 would be the highest batting average in tonight's starting lineup. Not hyperbole
  9. Robert looks like he's swinging a whiffle ball bat and still cant even make contact
  10. LOL. $3 million for 16IP with 6.75 ERA $187,500 per inning pitched 303 pitches thrown, $9,901 per pitch.
  11. AJ should be fun tonight. Thankfully, most of the nation won't have to partake in our misery.
  12. Tomorrows game is a national game on FOX. How dope would it be if the announcers are Pierzynski and Benetti and they just s%*# on the franchise for 3 hours.
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