DoUEvenShift

My thoughts exactly

Benches are going to clear tonight.

LOL SO FUCKING BAD

Our season is saved!!

And according to Dave the rest of the conversation was even worse. I told my ticket rep at the end of last year I moved out of state (which is true) and she left me alone but this is bonkers. Do the ticket reps rely on commission that much to make a living? If so I get it, but sadly I think this is something the front office pushes them to do...

Kelly cant even lower his 10+ ERA

I think the Kane County Cougars had better attendance tonight.

Finally some boos coming in from the fans. I could really go for a Hawk tirade followed by ominous silence the rest of the game right now.

Didn't look very pretty there for Oscar but if was Eloy he's probably out the rest of the season.

Tickets are going for $2 on Stubhub. People literally can't give them away lmao.

https://unlocator.com/channel/mlb-tv/

Don't disrespect the man in the booth tonight. His 2B play was just as good as his color commentary. /sarcasm

HOLY FUCKIN s%*# ROBERT!!!!

ANDREW DOUBLES VAUGHN!

Would it be Canada without Poutine? According to their ballpark guide they have 16 spots offering Poutine and they also came out with a Poutine hot dog this year. https://bluejaysnation.com/news/rogers-centre-introducing-new-poutine-hot-dog

Lol

Gordon clueless yet again saying a fan reached over the fence and Colas had a shot

Pucker your assholes everyone, it's bullpen time!

I would pay to watch a scrabble game of Steve Stone vs. Gordan Beckham

Anyone else hear the fan yelling a fake pitch clock? We are going full NBA!

CANCEL THE ELOY DFA!!!

If we can't give Burger regular at bats when Moncada is back can we at least make him the defacto hitting coach? Teach these other guys to elevate...

Lucas.... I am your Falter!

18-40. People who are relatively competent at googling/using resources like baseballreference.com and also enjoy the clout they get with their twitter username and photo/video on TV.