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Will 2 safety's do?

You can put in on the board..... yes!!! Sorry wrong announcer. We win. Screw you Jason haters who didn't vote, did it without you.

Coming through in a critical/important situation. Like Tim's homer last night and at Field of Dreams

@maloney.adamYou are hereby forgiven.

Yes, season ticket holders get first access starting with full season holders and then partial season ticket holders (40 and 20 game plans) The White Sox will then announce a specific date and time that tickets go on sale to the public. Use a computer as opposed to a phone (faster) and try to get multiple family/friends trying, as they go fast. Also, not sure if they still sell tickets over the phone for postseason but worth a shot doing phone and computer at same time if they do. After they are sold out you will have plenty available on the aftermarket sites. Like you said these will be well over face value. Not sure what pricing will look like as it's been over a decade. I can look up what other teams have been going for in recent years which may give a decent ballpark estimate.

I've NEVER ever disparaged a broadcast on here, and I feel bad talking shit but Gordon Beckham does not belong in the booth. I'm hoping this is just due to inexperience but he's got a lot of work to do if he wants to do this going forward.

Jason: "Luis is 13 for his last 28" Gordon: "That's good!" Thank you for that astute analysis Bacon.

Ur just a guppy, not even close to a Salmon

Don't think it's a good idea to be praising Omar Vizquel tonight Bacon...

Excuse my awful MS paint skills

That sounded like my mother singing Elvira after 10 drinks.

Ozzie telling a ghost story. Lol

So the NBA Schedule just came out. Any Bulls fans who were also considering going to spring training -they play in Phoenix Friday March 18th. Sox play the Cubs same day.

The normal route I-65 South will take you right through the Mammoth Cave area in Kentucky. No detour needed. Highly recommend checking it out.

Someone give Howard Ankin a call for a consult

I blame @maloney.adam for starting the original game thread

I work in the insurance industry. Have seen people get DUI's on scooters, golf carts, boats, you name it.

mines better. Mods delete his

Fuck the astros, fuck the umps, and fuck the Twins of course.

Steve Stone is a fuckin wizard I swear.

Sorry mom, I was just repeating what dad said.

Lol going by the mouth I think he said "God Damn it, fucking piece of shit"

Agreed. Don't mean to derail this thread saying MLB players need to speak English, was just trying to commend Eloy on what is clearly something he worked on.

It's just anecdotal. That was probably a bad way to say it. What I mean is that Eloy seems to be trying and succeeding at a much more rapid pace learning English than other players i've seen over recent years (including non players like Ozzie)