DoUEvenShift

FTFY

Robert looks like he's swinging a whiffle ball bat and still cant even make contact

Eloy hit in shoulder, out for 3 years. RIP!

Eloy in for a pinch hit strikeout looking

3 hits for Brooks today. Good for him

Color me shocked. Can't ever get a hit with RISP

LOL. $3 million for 16IP with 6.75 ERA $187,500 per inning pitched 303 pitches thrown, $9,901 per pitch.

Konerko will be in the booth with AJ, top of the 4th.

AJ should be fun tonight. Thankfully, most of the nation won't have to partake in our misery.

Tomorrows game is a national game on FOX. How dope would it be if the announcers are Pierzynski and Benetti and they just s%*# on the franchise for 3 hours.

May have to pull a Reese McGuire

Pham wants off this s%*# show so bad lmao

And we'll need a patented @caulfield12 update on the run differential

Must be good bourbon

Luis out? Hug watch?

f*** it. make it like 25-0 i dont give a s%*# anymore

Who was saying Thorpe's ERA was lower than Cease? Not anymore!

Big yikes...

Ballgame

Thorpe vs.

Maybe he meant the other Billy Hamilton, the one who could hit https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hamilbi01.shtml

Not paywalled its from mlb.com and his email newsletter https://www.mlb.com/news/sergio-santos-discusses-success-managing-double-a https://links.mlb.mlbemail.com/e/evib?_t=c632e003a756446c956a8e0347d00d08&_m=ec5675b6faab4a4cb01e6d399e3c3b72&_e=G8s120s-SIt1XKbAw4CyDVY4mN3-h3-u1sYn8KVdt5RODkj-FvFnTV3IAoAwuzs_oAOkPUtswDA4f4L1lTC2jQ%3D%3D

Yea i wouldn't call him a Sox legend, but he has had some legendary moments. His 3-3 hit day with 6IP, 11k and 1hit against was one of my fav games over the past few years.