QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Aug 30, 2006 -> 09:22 PM)
Tampa Bay's been holding up the white flag since about inning 3. Problem is we can't figure out which way to aim the cannon.
I'm stealing this line.
QUOTE(SinkingShip06 @ Aug 30, 2006 -> 09:15 PM)
so i should just ignore what is going on? i'm giving them kudos. we would have folded like a lawn chair.
Yeah, the White Sox never have 9 inning rallys!?!
QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 30, 2006 -> 09:13 PM)
This is the lineup I would love to see:
Gload, Thome, Dye, PK, Crede, AJP, Iguchi, Uribe, Anderson
It will never happen though.
The way Brian has been swinging, wonder how he'd look in the 2 hole.
QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Aug 29, 2006 -> 03:29 PM)
So I just read that Jessica Simpson has laryngitis, and can't talk or sing to help promote her new album.
I can't help but think the ailment is actually a ruse, a directive from her handlers who know that there has never been anything remotely intelligent pass that girls lips, and that her silence only enhances the masturbatory fantasies of the men who TIVOed her appearance on TRL.
She was on TRL and I missed it? GOSH DERN IT!