Does this organization need to do something really radical to turn things around on the South Side? I mean the curse of the Bambino has nothing on the curse of the 1919 Black Sox.
Not being too radical but this would have to start with the fireing of Jerry Manuel and then just completely f***ing up this team. Like Goodbye Maggs, Jose, Thomas, Colon, Gordon, Everett, Alomar Jr.
Just keep a small core of the solid ball players
-Jon Garland (he's awesome, he wants to win, the ladies love him)
-Joe Crede (what can I say, he is THE ONE)
-Tony Graffanino (stay on as utility man extrodinaire)
-Mark Buehrle (that crazy bastard)
-Damaso Marte (Arguably the best left hander in the biz)
-Esteban Loaiza (ahh what the hell why not)
-Robbie Alomar (everyone seems to love him)
-Paul Konerko (fan favorite and everyone loves the Paulie chant)
-Carlos Lee (almost forgot about El Caballo)
Thats just to name a few examples.
Of course nothing like this would ever happen so who gives a crap.