South Side Hit Men

Checks out Clevinger Keuchel Lynn

2021-2022 Tony La Russa 2011 World Series Champion Cardinals 2023-2025 Pedro Grifol 2015 World Series Champion Royals 2026-2029 Joe Maddon 2016 World Series Champion Cubs 2030-2032 A. J. Hinch 2017 World Series Champion Astros 2033-2037 Ozzie Guillen 2005 World Series Champion White Sox Wait til next year, and the one after, and the one after, and the one after. LF is the third easiest defensive to fill beyond DH and 1B. He has no power, and likely will be a 1 ish WAR player per year from here on out. 2024 29 Chicago White Sox $17,100,000 2025 30 Chicago White Sox $17,100,000 2026 31 Chicago White Sox $17,100,000 2027 32 Chicago White Sox $15,100,000

White Sox Supercut Game winning hit for the Twins

Windsocks. JerryVision: 2020: "It's Ricky's Fault." 2021: "Tony is incredible." 2022: "It's the players fault and injuries." 2023: "It's Pedro's Fault." Reality 2013: "It's Jerry, Kenny and Rick's Fault." 2014: "It's Jerry, Kenny and Rick's Fault." 2015: "It's Jerry, Kenny and Rick's Fault." 2016: "It's Jerry, Kenny and Rick's Fault." 2017: "It's Jerry, Kenny and Rick's Fault." 2018: "It's Jerry, Kenny and Rick's Fault." 2019: "It's Jerry, Kenny and Rick's Fault." 2020: "It's Jerry and Rick's Fault." - Kenny quiet quits. 2021: "It's Jerry and Rick's Fault." 2022: "It's Jerry and Rick's Fault." 2023: "It's Jerry and Rick's Fault."

That's really going to kill the pitching staff remaining after the trades. There will be extra outs, mega wild pitches, and other miscues, not to mention no experience game calling. If he appeared to have any catching defensive ability, that I'd agree, but it's hard to see any at least at this stage.

"Rick Hahn suffered a wrist injury throwing a remote control on Sunday, and will be unavailable to meet with the media before the game today." - Scott Merkin 7/25/23

Through yesterday: 9 for 51, .177 (.312 OBP / .216 SLG, / .527 OPS) 2 2B, 7 RBI, 8 Runs Sox get a 6-2-3 double play, amazing.

How the f*** did the official scorer give Remillard a sacrifice bunt on an one out bunt?

Zach Remillard says hold my beer.

Rocco Baldelli is as dumb as dumb gets, unless Gallo did that on his own.

Perez is not a catcher, likely not a hitter.

Luis gets the Sombrero today.

Expected Value 0.001%

Dab Tim Dab Tanner Banks will pitch the bottom half.

"Oh for the wild pitch here."

This is where DFA'ing Hanser Alberto once again comes back to bite the Sox.

f*** you Rick Hahn and your 3 Year Graveman contract.

Updated: Batting Average: Colas .220, Burger .215 On Base Plus Slugging: Remillard .778, Burger .776 Turn on the machines!

Lance likes steak, (Agreed for yesterday)

How is that punishment? He spends half the season at home playing video games while the Sox are playing ballgames.

Batting Average: Burger .215, Colas .214 On Base Plus Slugging: Remillard .788, Burger .779

119 pitches to make the Twins their bitches through 6.