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    The thank you button is on the lower right hand corner of each post.
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    I am more DIY when it comes to the health industrial complex, so can't help you there. But it appears you can at least type with your fingers or possibly a Stephen Hawking-ish devise to post here, so you are ahead of the game in terms of health vis a vis certain members of the Chicago White Sox. Do you have a picture of say your favorite color batting gloves we can switch our avatars to to support you during an injury related absence?
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    I think he could be either IL'd if he is hurt, or also to allow him to work some side sessions until he can possibly perform effectively. No need to DFA him unless they know internally he is a cancer in the clubhouse. With the Moncada incident this week and the 3rd Base coach incident last year, not sure if those are the exceptions or his MO over 2 plus seasons. If he provides two appearances a week, even up or down by 5+ runs, and eats up 4-6 innings until he can possibly return to the rotation, he would still provide value saving more effective guys for more important appearances. Crochet could be the multi-inning guy for close games, the other six are for one inning appearances.
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    We all owe @DoUEvenShifta debt of gratitude for arguably the White Sox best stretch of the season to date. Thank you for delivering five straight White Sox victories, including two impressive wins in the maggot infested Big Apple.
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    If the playoffs started today and they rostered Lynn it's clear they don't give a f*** about winning.
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    Glad Eloy came through, I hope I inspired him earlier.
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    Sheets is who I discuss the most, since there is no room in 2023 for a mediocre DH only platoon only DH on a roster. That said, tge no brainer most worthless call among the core you g players is Eloy, and it’s not even close. He has a third of the fWAR as Moncada and Tim, Robert is close to doubling him up and he was called up a year later. He will never be able to field at a professional level, never be able to stay healthy, and will never be counted on to be a “championship caliber player”.
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    Worthless Overpaid White Sox Roster Spot: 2000: Encarnacion 2021: Eaton 2021 Post Eaton DFA: Keuchel 2022: Keuchel 2022 Post Keuchel DFA: Lynn 2023: Lynn
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    The contract is a sunk cost. Of he’s healthy, he should play everyday. If hurt, IL him. Burger should DH everyday, can cover 3B for off days or IL. Sheets is a waste of a roster space when Burger, Eloy and Yoan are healthy.
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    Pinch run Grandal for Burger here.
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    Take that you fucking Moncada haters.
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    Do something Eloy you sorry ass 80 year old man.
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    Colas RF Eloy traded for pitching Sheets gone to lose the temptation is the only viable long term solution.
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    It’s not too hard. Regular lineups. RHS SS Anderson R LF Benintendi L CF Robert Jr. R RF Jimenez R 3B Moncada S DH Burger R 1B Vaughn R Catcher 2B Gonzalez LHS SS Anderson R CF Robert Jr. R 3B Burger R DH Jimenez R 1B Vaughn R LF Benintendi L RF Frazier R Catcher 2B Gonzalez R Zavala (Kopech, Giolito, Cease) Grandal (Lynn & 5th Starter) Reserves First Base (Grandal) Second Base, Shortstop (Andrus) Third Base (Burger/Moncada) Corner Outfield (Frazier) Centerfield (Hamilton) Designated Hitter and RF (Sheets)
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    But he has bad road splits over 54 at bats.
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    Funny how the more recent best players in White Sox history are trashed on the way out by the organization, and also a vocal minority of the fan base. Top 5 Greatest White Sox Position Players of All Time (White Sox fWAR): 72.6 / 2,422 G Luke Appling SS 68.1 / 1,959 G Frank Thomas DH 64.2 / 1,670 G Eddie Collins 2B 43.8 / 2,115 G Nellie Fox 2B 41.8 / 1,373 G Minnie Minoso LF Top 5 White Sox Position Players Reinsdorf Era (White Sox fWAR): 68.1 / 1,959 G Frank Thomas DH (2nd All Time) 39.2 / 1,254 G Robin Ventura 3B (6th All Time) 30.1 / 1,421 G Carlton Fisk C (11th All Time) 27.4 / 1,270 G Jose Abreu 1B (12th All Time) 24.6 / 2,268 G Paul Konerko 1B (14th All Time) Top 5 White Sox Position Players Rick Hahn Era (White Sox fWAR): (Players higher with less games played) 27.4 / 1,270 G Jose Abreu 1B (12th All Time) - (3 R. Ventura, F. Jones, G. Davis) 19.3 / 815 G Tim Anderson SS (27th All Time) - (3 J. Jackson, C. Lemon, H. Felsch) 14.3 / 491 G Adam Eaton CF (42nd All Time) - (1 Dick Allen) 14.2 / 667 G Yoan Moncada 3B (43rd All Time) - (6 J. Jackson, Z. Bonura, D. Allen, D. Burford, T. Raines, A. Eaton) 8.6 / 281 G Luis Robert CF (73rd All Time) - (Zero)
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    I honour Chicagoan Greg Luzinski for my 19th Win of the Day achieved June 7th, 2023.

    Sox Talk Join Date #0 - August 30, 2020 - Honored #0 Oscar Gamble (1985) 1949-2018

    1. March 9, 2021 (9) - #1 Lance Johnson (1988-1995)
    2. March 22, 2021 (5) - #2 Nellie Fox (1953-1963) 1927-1975
    3. May 8, 2021 (15) - #3 Harold Baines (1980-1989; 1996-1997; 2000-2001)
    4. August 8, 2021 (19) - #4 Luke Appling (1933-1943; 1945-1950) 1907-1991
    5. October 26, 2021 (8) - #5 Vance Law (1982-1984)
    6. October 31, 2021 (6) - #6 Jorge Orta (1972-1979)
    7. September 3, 2022 (19) - #7 Tim Anderson (2017-2023)
    8. September 13, 2022 (13) - $8 Pete Ward (1963-1969) 1937-2022
    9. September 22, 2022 (24) - #9 Minnie Minoso (1951-1957; 1960-1961; 1964; 1976; 1980) 1923-2015
    10. September 24, 2022 (16) - #10 Yoan Moncada (2017-2023)
    11. October 6, 2022 (12) - #11 - Luis Aparicio (1956-1962; 1968-1970)
    12. May 3, 2023 (14) - #12 A.J. Pierzynski (2005-2012)
    13. May 9, 2023 (12) - #13 Blue Moon Odom (1976)
    14. May 15, 2023 (23) - #14 Bill Skowron (1964-1967) 1930-2012
    15. May 16, 2023 (16) - #15 Dick Allen (1972-1974) 1942-2020
    16. May 19, 2023 (11) - #16 Ted Lyons (1932-1942; 1946) 1900-1986
    17. May 21, 2023 (17) - #17 Carlos May (1968-1976)
    18. May 27, 2023 (14) - #18 Claudell Washington (1978-1980) 1954-2020
    19. June 7, 2023 (11) - #19 Greg Luzinski (1981-1984) 

    Does not include days I tied for first but for whatever reason was placed second / awarded Silver:

    • 3/23/21 (7 bmags)
    • 9/11/22 (16 Fathom)
    • 9/19/22 (13 Balta)
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    1. Tanner Banks looks to be the 27th man tomorrow. 2. Jimmy Lambert in Charlotte on injury rehab. He gave up a hit, two walks and three runs in one inning of work tonight. 3. Not sure games will occur tomorrow. 4. Billy Hamilton pinch ran today and of course scored a run. Struck out in his one at bat. https://www.milb.com/gameday/knights-vs-stripers/2023/06/07/723658#game_state=live,game_tab=,game=723658
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    The air has completely devastated Eloy after 30 hours of exposure.
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    Hey Mom!
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    Play them in an Iowa cornfield. This, FY MLB.
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    Surprised they are burning a Seby start with Lynn on the mound. Wonder if anything is wrong with Grandal. Burger is starting, so Soxtalk will save 1TB of bandwidth today, partially offset by the Northeast contingent whining about air quality.
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    Yes but Joe lived as a monk, swore off sex for his final three seasons in an attempt to maximize on-field performance. Yoan Moncada made a music video, deserves no quarter.
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