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It ain't right.

Now that I think about it, I bet LaRussa put Giolito up to this. Couldn't stand seeing the winning sreak without him, texted Giolito and told him to suck. Dammit Tony!

I am not convinced that Lucas Giolito on the team next year would be a plus. If he has to "find himself" for the 3rd or 4th time, he can find himself elsewhere.

My man!

No one could make that ram scram.

This one here is on the verge of feeling icky.

Wonder if we are ready to start swinging at some strikes? They sure are a throwin' us a mess of 'em.

Yay!!!

Think he can move that rubber tree plant.

He's sweating. Katz is gonna do the little old ant speech.

Yep. just what makes that little old ant....

Dylan Cease is the kind of guy you wish your sister would go out with instead of all the creeps and losers she goes for.

Gio ain't all sweaty.

C'mon, Lucas. Throw strikes. Quickly. Like Buerhle used to.

He saw my post.

Did Leury make a play? I didn't tune in until Gio's last pitch.

No homers. No sweat. No pouting. Yay.

Who can't play 3rd base? Leury Garcia can play 3rd base? I always had Leury figured for, like, the 5th or 6th best 3rd baseman on the team. Is it his bat? I got Leury figured for maybe the 19th maybe 21st best bat on the team. Who on this team... Everybody injured? Wore out? I'm gonna go have a good cry. I'll be back in a few.

I hate that guy.

This makes me want to holler outloud a buncha stuff you can't say on TV.

If we get the sweaty pouting Giolito that gives up homers before he settles down, we only gonna need a touchdown and a field goal to hang. Somebody has someone right where they want 'em, but I ain't sayin' who right now. It's not too hot today, so the sweating might not be so bad. As for the pouting, perhaps Katz can sing a couple verses of "just what makes that little old ant" to him before the game. The pouty face is not a good look for him.

Had 'em right where we wanted 'em all along.

They're putting in the JV.

Push 'em over and take their cheese.

I'm pleased with the way this is going so far.