Bossanoveralls

Ozzie wasn't half the problems his kids was.

It ain't right.

Godspeed, hi.

Today? ???

Da Bears. Sept. 11. Noon.

Props for respecting the lines guarding the delicate sensibilities of non-Caddyshack fans.

Looks like we got them Baltimore Orioles right where we want 'em. I'm gonna go watch Chiefs and Packers.

He only hit that so he could run the bases slow. Tony and that wacky mojo.

Andrew Crazylegs Vaughn leading off. Oh, Tony. You're such a card.

Hence my hog lot post.

I would like to see them go 1-0 in their next one. All the rest of that stuff is just math.

I would like to see the Sox score 25 maybe 26 runs in the 1st. Watching that whole game last night all puckered up like that. My pucker thing will not be available tonight.

YAY!!!

Crazylegs Vaughn.

Great play by Yoan.

So y'all down with the commode flushing?

Not a lot of energy up off in here. Maybe if we all do a simultaneous commode flush at the top of the 6th or sumpm.

Every year when it becomes obvious the Sox won't be in the playoffs, I pull for them to finish above .500. When it becomes obvious they won't finish above .500, I pull for them to finish better than the Cubs. When it becomes obvious they won't finish better than the Cubs, I stop looking at the standings or reading the sports section until the season is over. Somewhere along the way, I'll watch a football game instead. (rah)

He's had a rough 6 weeks.

I won't be defending Hahn. But I will say this. When you throw a brick in the hog lot, the one that squeals is the one you hit.

It seems they've lost their mojo. Back when they had it working, even when Tony made the wackiest lineups for no apparent reason and 5 pages of caterwauling ensued, they won the game anyway. Well not every time, but there was more a sense of got 'em where we want 'em than hopelessness. Don't know where that mojo went. Now, every time it seems like they found a mojo, they can't get the damn thing working and then leave it somewhere again. It ain't right.

It started out right down the middle and then curved into the lefty batter's box. Nasty pitch. Hard to lay off. Jose didn't. Get him next time.

That was a great pitch that struck out Jose. The ump has got the boys swinging away anyhow. Ump is just a sloymy beddoe.

They are talking about taking it one game at a time. Talk amongst yourselves, I'm a little verklempt.

This is what I was thinking. When they bring him back, he should be fully ready, not having to deal with "slight discomfort" or some such.