Bossanoveralls

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Hey batter batter batter.

Or maybe some funky voodoo algorithm.

Something has thrown off Lance's ching.

We're going to get to bat a few more times.

Just a flesh wound. We aight.

Spectatin'.

Seby spectatin'.

Poop.

Much needed K.

C'mon whiiip. C'mon fiyah. C'mon shooo.

Bear down Big Bastard.

Yay! Oh no. Well, cool.

My prediction? Pain.

I say we got them Chicago Cubs right where we want 'em.

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Did I miss the "Yermin Mercedes Appreciation Thread"?

I couldn't agree with you more, ron. He's less than perfect, but he's good enough to manage my team and I'm damn glad to have him.

Coop could fix him.

The only thing better than a touchdown and a field goal is TWO touchdowns and a field goal.

Yeah, well. It was a great year to be a White Sox fan. The 2nd & 3rd string kept winning all those games with the most stupid lineups in the history of mankind. Then we got all our stars back and everything seemed just ducky. Wait 'til next year, y'all. Gonna have 'em right where we want 'em.

DK should stand for Dallas Kevorkian.

Worrying about a lineup that ain't even out yet is very impressive.

Goin to bed. Y'all.