JoeC

I'm telling you. It can be a reality show / documentary / mockumentary. The Front Office, focused around low-level ticket sales office workers, with an occasional glimpse into the actual on-field product like 30 Rock.

I'll just let Don Cherry take this one in a very non-PC throwback: https://youtu.be/kjXyvc1S-ZE?si=JFE57UTod0OFQrCz&t=10 (Trying to get it to embed for me, but maybe not possible in mobile Chrome for some reason)

They're also still a team 20 games ahead of the Sox.

But we CAN have "When I'm Sixty-Four"

Can't wait until these songs stop having a statutory vibe to them.

An injury sustained while signing the longest contract extension in team history

What types of staffers do the Sox usually send to those clinics? What a disgrace.

Getting out of anything more than a prorated minimum salary of that contract is a W.

Seriously - just apply that energy to a low-level marketing intern who is told to cold call you to hit you up for season tickets. Then turn the intern's side of that cold call into a scene in The Front Office.

By drowning him in a Scrooge McDuck style swimming pool of profits?

Seriously - can you imagine a The Office style series of talking heads?

I say hire Ozzie for the rest of the year, and turn it into a reality show. Feeds into Ozzie's ego, and it gives JR an additional income stream. It makes this team somehow entertaining.

Tough bet…

Pretty sure it’s not Grifol. Pretty sure that players don’t want anything to do with the White Sox, not just with Pedro

You misspelled “poop.”

I don’t want to ruin someone like Sizemore.

It was worth a shot.

Profit.

I too am willing to donate, even if it isn’t enough to get rid of ads.

You mean while we flush one down?

In baseball history, I assume you meant?

Lottery ticket.

Speaking of which - when is SoxFest?

Thank you to the site admins for the proactive information. You guys rock.

Do you really want an answer to this?