cuban_sammiches

I can see Grifol gone by the end of the season and retiring a billionaire after betting against the Sox all season.

And we aren't even a month into the season.

Tommy Pham is the missing piece to this puzzle!

Finds the zone, huh...

I can see him here alllll season.

Did you know he loves fishin'?

Mandick with the big stick!

This team is so bad you can't even get drunk watching them.

He had a lot of promise. But he looks done.

It's the disturbing, elongated neck.

Aaron Bummer doing Aaron Bummer things and the Braves are still in first place.

Can't throw strikes and then just serving up meatballs.

Time just flies by when your team sucks.

Nice pitch...and was indeed a strike.

AV's walk up song should just be a sad trombone.

I'm not a Lopez fan but great AB.

Although it isn't a play on a name, I can't think of a better/more accurate nickname than Swamp Donkey.

I know I tuned Pedro out during Spring Training.

I can't think of anything better for a pitcher's confidence and stats than a weekend series against the Sox

Didn't have it tonight indeed..

Its unfortunate that the lasting memory of TA is him getting clocked by Ramirez. He had some great moments with the Sox - the Field of Dreams game was heroic. But yeah, getting knocked out, carried to the dugout by Andrew Vaughn and then struggling to come out for round 2 on wobbly legs is hard to forget.

Soutside stand up! My wife: All 12 of you!

SOX WIN! SOX WIN!

Jesus, i thought that was heading to the Ryan.

That seems to be his season so far....hits it really hard at people.