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This game sums up this team.

I feel like a Washington Generals fan. Happy Easter everybody!

Broken heart?

Nope.

Sheets warning track bomb incoming!

Cue the Pam from the Office meme! They're the same picture!

Think of it as the muscle in the hip that allows your thigh to rotate. However, I have no medical background at all so don't listen to me.

"Down in front!" Which one of you guys is blocking this guys view?

Great minds think alike!

No kidding. Depending on the severity of the strain it could 2 weeks or 4 months.

Yoan just limping into the rest of his life.

White Sox shortstops: 2023 0-1 1st round tko 2024 0-0

And lots of movement on his pitches

Why can't this Kopech show up every game?

Remember when Luis Robert Jr was a rookie and would swing at everything? Who cured him of that? That person should be working with Colas.

Looks out.

Jerry is so cheap he only buys the small Gatorades from Costco. Each player gets one...

Long Dong De Jong! Nice grab by the fan!

That guy had a really steep decline the last 2 years. What happened?

For a Chicago dog, I also forego the sport peppers. And celery salt might be the unsung hero of the whole thing. Ketchup on a Chicago dog is unnecessary for me because of the tomatoes. However, if it's just a dog off the grill, I will do mustard, ketchup and relish. And yes, the chilli cheese dog is in a category by itself.

Damn. Gotta take the pup to the vet for her annual physical. See you guys tomorrow. Go Sox!

I stopped telling people long ago how to express their fandom. I also don't care if people put ketchup on a hotdog.

I literally had the same thought.

Yoan is a shell of a man. You can tell he can't (and probably wont) figure it out.

La Pantera is a reason to tune in.