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I'm listening on the radio....how bad was Kopech's slider?

My wife and I were at his 3 homerun game. I was mansplaining about how Seby wasn't a good hitter and he hit homerun #1. I was then saying how anyone can get lucky and he hit #2. After he hit #3 she looked at me like I was a moron.

Alejandro Kirk is my spirit animal.

What lasts shorter - the Sox offense or me in bed?

7-8-9-1 would not even make the roster of a playoff team. By saying that, I hope they are all responsible for 10 runs today and prove me wrong

Hahaha boom goes the dynamite!

I was literally just thinking about this. This team is garbage. No leadership, nobody cares. Just collecting a check.

Yas isn't getting back to where he was a few years ago and it is an insult to the fans to peddle that b.s. narrative.

Meaningless Burger bomb in the 6th?

This may be morbid but I think Jerry stopped caring after his son and wife passed. We really aren't going anywhere until he sells the team or dies.

Luis Robert Sr. needs to tell him to drop the "Jr." until he starts hitting the ball.

He was out.

My thoughts on this team... GreedyOptimisticHarborseal-mobile.mp4

He looks like he would be creeping on the girls in the 14 to 17 demographic.

Good god that meeting of mediocrity on the mound.

I'm here to watch the trainwreck!

Why is Ozzie dressed like a confederate Civil War general?

Pure meatball.

Of all the problems with this team, Vaughn is not one of them. This is a stupid take.

Wtf are you going on about?

That's a spicy meatball!

Is it me or are there no quick fixes for this team? So much bad

Seby, Sosa and Andrus would not be impressive in AAA

Yas is so good at the called 3rd strike.

Bullpen was toast May, 2022