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Put that on a t-shirt

Yikes...April might be a disaster...

Dollar Store Chris Hemsworth is gonna freaking strike out the side.

The Jimmy Lambert feel good era ended as quick as it started...*sad trombone*

That 2-1 change up was a great pitch. Jimmy left 2022 as a boy and came back a man!

He clearly meant creoteen.

Based upon the past winners I would say serial killers

I was complaining about Vaughn the other day and promptly had to shut my mouth.

Aged like milk.

You mean the female fans who were pummeling each other at the game yesterday?

When the muffintops start fighting, it's best to stand back and let them get it out of their system.

Of all the problems with this team, this is something I really don't give a f*** about.

Over the past 3 seasons, I think the "young core" has actually played like 25 games together.

Driving to dinner and listening on the radio...I told my wife Bummer was gonna blow it. And he did. That guy has not been good for 2 years.

We are really leaning on this Middleton guy.

Nice win boys!

Romy hustling around the bases!

Put some cheese on that Burger!

Maybe you are right. He just appears to be unproductive. I need to chill.

AV looks bad, is going to keep pressing which will just add to the unproductive downward spiral.

Kopech meltdown incoming.

IIRC there was a road series in Cleveland when the wheels just fell off.

BRING BACK LARUSSA!

Looks can be deceiving but nobody on this team looks happy to be playing. And the lack of chemistry also looks apparent. Who is the leader of this team? If it's TA, we are screwed. Gio or Lance? Both look like garbage. If the players aren't happy to be paid millions to play a game then why should I care?

Southpaw mounted on a wall.