The Beast

Great Post, hands down. Can I get a frickin MMM BEASTLY to that MMM BEASTLY

BOSTON -- Red Sox President/CEO Larry Lucchino issued the following statement tonight after the Major League Baseball Players Association rejected the agreement the Red Sox and Alex Rodriguez reached on a restructured contract: "Theo Epstein and his staff worked diligently and tirelessly and reached an agreement with Alex Rodriguez. Theo had the full support of John, Tom, and me along the way. The Red Sox and Rangers had agreed to the players to be involved in this transaction and were working toward an agreement on financial considerations to be included. A lot of time and effort has been invested on all sides to reach this critical point, but the Players Association rejected the agreement Alex took to them and, instead, proposed radical changes. It is a sad day when the Players Association thwarts the will of its members. The Players Association asserts that it supports individual negotiations, freedom of choice, and player mobility. However, in this high-profile instance, their action contradicts this and is contrary to the desires of the player. We appreciate the flexibility and determination Alex and Cynthia Rodriguez have shown in their effort to move to Boston and the Red Sox. It has already been a fruitful off-season for the Red Sox, and we will continue to pursue all available avenues in our ongoing quest to improve our team as we look forward to 2004 and beyond."

No sir. Thank you for not making fun of me and actually telling me what could improve. My apologies for ever being an asshole teen to u.

Nomar will never be as good as he was before, nor will he be good as magglio...

Yeah, the whole situation is hogwash

Opening Day 04...we'll break it

I just wanted to say hi to every body at soxtalk, I'm sorry I'm a tight ass with my money, oh yeah, screw the cubs

about 11

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA YEAH OMG

I want to call some people by there first names, but I want to know everyones names...I'm Ross for some of you who don't know me.

Walter said no because I sent a letter to him, asking if he would accept my kidney, he said thank you for helping me, but there are more people on the list that deserve it on me... Next day: Walter Payton Autographed Jersey comes in for Fed Ex

I can see it now, MMM BEASTLY JEREMY

Kidney Surgery...I would have donated a kidney...as I would have donated something for Walter to live...

But I'm 15...were teens, its different Mr. Cheat.

Yes i know

not sure, The genius one knows...(Heads)

I'm gonna have to be GodlyNomah or something... whitesoxfan56789: if the sox trade maggs and we keep nomar make your name BeastlyNomah5 like chisoxfn told you

Well since the ring is TOO out of line...heres my plan I get mistle toe, hang it over, kiss her, give her her gifts [rose (tell me how many and some Victoria's Secret Love Spell Perfume)...please help me out, tell me if this is good, especially you, ladies]

Dang it. That sucks if we don't get Nomar...forget the deal...its stupid

We trade Maggs...prospects We get: Nomar, Perez, Miller, Mota, and Williamson

Unfortunatly, 80 % of our teens at school don't wait. I know three Juniors who have daughters.

Its a nice 21 degree weather day here in Downers Grove...

Maybe thats why I couldn't access it in the school library at 11:50 something

In addition to his cannon, think of his poor 35 year old hammies.

Scenario 3: Maggs, Koch, Konerko, Valentin for Nomar, Perez, Mota, Miller...