The Beast

The Heisman

It was in response to the cheats post...like meh, I said who cares, cause I mean heisman winners have a tendency to bust...I DID NOT MEAN OFFENSIVE MATERIAL TO HEADS...

Who gives a flying f***. No offense to u man...its just I could care less, so meh.

Danny f***ING Wuerffel

Yes! I'm so tired so I am not thinking right now

Better than what Phillips or Mcassy could do

Yes.

They are en fuego!!!

Mark my word, I will cry if they trade BeastlyOrdonez

No. Now look, my thing on hsc's ugliness was justified because that is hypocritical to say ur hot

NO ITS NOT U F*CKING *SSHOLE

They are, for what kind of money they make/don't make

I like the guy who basically loses his voice when he says "MILLLERRR LIGGGGHHTTT."

Looks like Cubbie is in the bag for me...

Yeah, those PR bastards are assholes

I am practically friends with Kelly...as I was with Ray Ray

Hey, I am politically correct.

I did...shaved it off

I think its justified. Those sick Iraqi bastards deserve their dicks cut off for being like Hitler, just look at what they have done to their citizens...

Okay, I realize this is a little pointless, but the kids are under 13...I mean can't u let anyone under 18 get autographs? (Oh yeah, like the majority of the minors are kids at the USCF) I mean I had to shave my goatee off in order to pass as a 6'3 13 year old

Who do you usually get? Who is one of the nicer players on the CWS of '03 when u went for autographs (not on kids day)...

Who are your favorite Vendors @ USCF???

I was wondering of what you all thought of the USCF Slaves...heres BEASTLY's GRADES Ushers: C- They have been assholes a lot, and I can't go anywhere now because of them...I feel discriminated because they let soo many black people down and not me...I'm a caucasion who hates racism...believe me, thats not justified... Slaves on the Club level-A+ I have been treated with respect all the time up there, and they don't care if I tip them or not... Vendors-A They always are there quickly and are very nice...My dad and I have 2 vendor friends...and we love the throat guy, "Lloyd", and the Chinese woman with the hot dogs... Security-F. They have always been a b**** to me when I am getting an autograph, little S.O.B.'s, not to mention they give the balls to little kids who are too little to understand/appreciate a flying f*** about the balls...I hate the guy who sits in the bullpen, now theres a f***ing asshole with a stick up his ass and to his intestines...

Lubrication. Masterbation.

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