Happy B-day
My gift to you
Barney "Buy me a beer, two bucks a glass. Come on, help me I'm freezing my ass. Buy me brandy, a snifter of whine, who am I kidding I'll drink turpentine."
Moe "Move it ya drunk, or I'll blast your rear end."
Barney "I found 2.00!"
Moe "Then come in my friend."
"Can I be a booze hound?"
"Not til your 15."
except for you, not til ur 21, which u are today!