Today I was sitting flat footed in the Card store and ppl came in as we were arguing Cubs/Sox.
I went over to ask for a calculator to see how much packs were and the ladies like go away Sox fan. The Husband was pointing and laughing at me.
I calmly replied,"Hey, at least I am not a FAT 40 year old who plays a kids game, b****."
But seriously, anybody got good comebacks for the CUBS and not the persons attributes?