The Beast

PS. What does it mean when someone is unavailable? Like physically they are exhausted, have a soft tissue injury or they are trying to be careful with a player so they don’t get burned out? And why have the Sox not put guys on the DL and kept players on their bench for multiple games?

If VV pitches a scoreless inning then sure.

The home plate umpire really has a wide inside strike zone tonight. I usually don’t criticize umpires especially since I used to be one, but tonight this guy is unpredictable. I’d be interested to see his scorecard from that dude or company that creates them on Twitter.

Not consistently since guys like Lee, Konerko, Thomas, Ordonez, Dye and Thome played. Terrible swing by Abreu.

Anyone else want to buy a shirt if they win?

Because Tony has to watch his recording of Tucker, sit in his soiled underwear and drink his shots of Johnny Walker.

Thanks for the sacrifice bunt AAAA player.

That would be fantastically swell.

Dumpster diving because you can’t sign Rodon for $1 when you have $0.50. Bad resource allocation and an owner that doesn’t give a shit.

If they get another run I’m turning it off. I’ve had enough of watching bad baseball and listening to excuses from our fat, old and drunk manager.

Should have signed Rodon instead of going cheap and signing clowns like this dude. Rodon paired with Cueto and the rest of the schmucks would have been better than the flyers Hahn took this offseason. Any reasonable Sox fan would agree.

This is going great…

Why did Hahn pay $3M for a guy that played against the Sox in left field?

Well, we might be fucked now.

If Velasquez can’t get it over the plate, there might be a crooked number going up and we might all go to bed.

Thank god we made it past page 45. That number sucks, just like the TA at bat.

Mendick delivers. Makes up for the GIDP and shows Moncada how to hit.

He also has a DUI like our hall of fame baseball manager.

Fortunately Burger is up.

When Hahn went and got bullpen arms this winter, I wonder what he thought the outcome would be. What did he envision?

At least Mendick doesn’t suck this year like Moncada does. Then again they should have hit this clown and not GIDPed.

I’m sick of this team’s regression compared to last year.

That’s not what I had in mind…

Wouldn’t it be awesome if Mendick hit a bomb here and showed the rest of the major league talent what is up?