Here in the s***ty state of Kansas, everyone also assumes I am a Cubs fan.
Everyon is wearing Cubs jerseys and hats.
My girfriend(who I converted to the sox) and I were in class.
Here comes this deuschbag wearing all Cubs gear. Finally, I needed to put these f***s in their place. I go up to him and I go boy I love your jersey, but can I ask a question. What do you think is better Giordano's, Lou Malnatti's or Due's. He looked at me and said huh. I said you do not know those places. He responds with huh. Then I ask him about the Cubs and he says, he loves them and he went to Wrigley in 1995 for a game, it was the greatest moment of his life. I asked him to name some players on the team now, and he said sure "Sosa, Dawson and Sandberg." I responded by saying take that jersey off you are disrepcting yourself, a city, and their fans. As I walked away I said your not worth the s*** I muscles out this morning.
Moral of this story, if you can make one "cubs fan" look like a fool a day, everything is great.