WhiteSox2023

I’m pretty sure even @poppysox has jumped off the Sox bandwagon for this season.

Imagine wasting a combined $9 million dollars on Nicky Lopez, Michael Soroka, and Chris Flexen. Three guys everyone knew would suck, except for Getz. Quite literally burning $9 million in a fireplace.

A real man. https://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/27/sports/baseball/27meche.html#:~:text=Meche retired last week%2C which,money for not even pitching.

I just made the mistake of looking at Gameday.

How fun it is to watch the pitcher the Sox should have signed over Keuchel during their short period of being a good team, mow this Sox team down.

He’s going to save this team. Bring him up ASAP.

Yeah, that “Demote Andrew Vaughn” thread is one that Getz needs to read.

They now have 2% chance at the #1 overall pick!

If fans know the season is already over, you know the players do as well. And their salaries get paid out either way.

Don’t feel sorry for him. He’s getting $3 million to pitch like s%*#.

That inning was so fast I didn’t even have time to get another beer.

The Braves knew he was done. They were going to non-tender him, but he somehow tricked Getz into giving him $3 million bucks. 51 pitches in 2 innings. LOL.

They got a bag of s%*# instead of a bag of balls.

That Getz sure has an eye for talent!

Soroka… still awful.

Jerry would hire you in a second. ?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choach

Yeah, I didn’t include him cuz he and his whole family line got screwed at birth with that last name.

That “ILoy” nickname stings you deeply, doesn’t it?

Neal Cocks/Craps (Neal Cotts) Dumbass Marte (Damaso Marte) Javier Basketcase (Javier Vázquez) El Dookie (Orlando “El Duque” Hernández) Booby Jenks (Bobby Jenks) Ross Choad (Ross Gload) Juan Urine (Juan Uribe) Geoff Bum (Geoff Blum) Alex Shitron (Alex Cintrón) Gavin Fraud (Gavin Floyd) John Stanks (John Danks) Adam Done (Adam Dunn) Philip Hummer (Philip Humber) Will Oh-Man! (Will Ohman) Jeff Crappinger (Jeff Keppinger) Adam LaChoach (Adam LaRoche) JB Sh1t (JB Shuck)

Great article, which details every recent misstep by Jerry. Imagine buying a team for $19 million dollars that is now worth maybe $2.5 billion and choosing not to be competitive year after year. What an epic loser the guy is.

Do you teach your kids to play fearless, aggressive, selfless, and technically sound (F.A.S.T.)?

This sounds like something Grifol would say, or did he?