WhiteSox2023

Smartest thing our stupid GM has chosen to do in awhile. Sell him while he’s still healthy and has numerous years of control. This is the only way the Sox have even close to a shot at filling all the holes in the lineup. Hopefully Robert gets hotter than s%*# before the deadline. And Jerry has his first non-blue pill boner for the first time in 40 years at the thought of cutting Robert’s contract.

That’s me every Sox game I watch. Only way I can stomach it.

This is what @sin city sox fan is known for. I’m pretty sure he breaks out the Jergens and pleasures himself as he waits for responses to his troll posts.

No shutout streak intact! Truly something to be proud of!

Tim Hill, another nice Getz signing.

This game could be “HISTORY!!!” x 2.

Jake Woodford, future car salesman…

Even sexier now.

Sexy line by Woodturd.

Benetti feeling like a million bucks. What a good career move he made. Avoided multiple messes.

He better enjoy his very brief stay.

Korey Lee regressing is depressing.

Just sit back and enjoy the embarrassment and shame that Reinsdorf will feel once they hit the consecutive loss record tonight… All for about five whole seconds before he dives into his swimming pool of gold coins, drinks his warm milk, and goes to bed.

The 2024 White Sox, where a pitcher will always get a shot, as long as his throwing arm is still attached to his body.

Man, the Sox ain’t messing around. They want that record.

Much better game than this one unfortunately…

Remember MLB Slugfest? The arcadey version of baseball like NFL Blitz, NBA Jam, and NHL Hitz all by Midway.

He basically gets paid to tell stories he’s told countless times, predict a few pitches, ditch west coast trips, and troll his partner.

Oh yeah. Fans still mod the PC version of the game to this day, with the latest roster updates, graphics, etc. https://www.mvpmods.com/files/category/2-mvp-baseball-2005/

https://corymvega.medium.com/mvp-baseball-2005-the-legend-of-jon-dowd-the-greatest-fake-athlete-ever-7f1600aa822b Still probably the greatest baseball video game of all time. Better than The Show for its time (2005).

I think JR would be too lazy and cheap to pay Schriffen to leave and also look for and pay a new guy. Just like the Getz hire in which he interviewed zero other candidates for the job. A job which is way more important than a broadcaster job. JR wants a yes man that he can control. Schriffen is most definitely that guy in the booth.

Would JR be in charge of this process or would the new network get the final say?

He’s a company man now. He is milking that gig of his. He knows he can get away with being a dick to his partner and take “convenient” breaks from west coast trips.