WhiteSox2023

That’s not what you said initially, chief.

Same here.

Too bad they aren’t good lefty hitters.

“I sawed this boat in half!” Phil Swift is the man. We should sign him instead.

Yep, he literally complained about never hitting 3 million even though they were that close. Scumbag.

Wow. Maybe Harold can tell us why Getz deserves an extension?

??? I think I might be able to whip Robert’s ass. Maybe not but I’m confident that my 6’3”, 275 pound son could. How about do some stretching and yoga so you don’t land on the IL every month? I love how Robert’s midget cohort is slapping Luis’s gloves even before Luis throws a punch. This is what Mike Tyson versus Jake Paul is going to look like.

Merkin can’t stop, won’t stop. Never discuss the obvious… Leasure, other prospects offer a glimpse into White Sox future

Congrats, that obviously means you are automatically more intelligent than Tony. You want a fucking cookie?

Have another beer. Increase your tolerance and get back to me. I’m -15 craft beers deep.

So why don’t your start a few positive topics on this message board and see what happens?

Haha, I love how you are trying to make a bet about failure or epic failure. Are you for real? Are you white knighting Jerry and Getz because you are in their family?

Agreed, great post. He knows way fucking more than every accountant and actuary that works in my company. He probably knows more than every auditor as well, both internal and external.

I’d rather have kept Rodriguez. It’s not the end of the world. But yes, this team could lose 120 games based on the early trends.

I honestly didn’t think it would be this bad. I predicted a 62-100 record but it’s going to be worse now. This is a historically bad offense, and the pitching staff is going to do an admirable job but eventually get worn out and stop caring because they have no run support to win a freaking game.

So then why come to this message board and read what you know will annoy you? Did you think a Sox message board isn’t going to discuss how fucking shitty the current team is?

Which is proof he is in the green regardless of ticket sales, fans, and concessions. The MLB royalties from everything else’s keeps him in the green regardless. In his mind, he has no incentive to win as long as he is making money. Jerry has always been a businessman first, a fan second.

Is this a real post? So what do you enjoy about this shitshow, and what should everyone else enjoy to match such a great Sox fan as yourself? And what do you think the Sox final record will be, since it has only been one week?

Will that make sure it’s a better pick than Jacob Gonzalez?

I love the way you think. ? New banner request… Jerry, Getz, Grifol, DeJong, Lopez, Pillar, and Maldonado, with flames ignited on all of them and text overlayed on all of them saying “BURN THIS B1TCH TO THE GROUND!!!”

I just remembered the fucking draft changes. We would have easily had the #1 or #2 pick at this rate, along with the Marlins. Dammit.

First one is what Jerry cares most about.

I’ll have to check that one out. I absolutely loved Outer Range on Amazon Prime cuz everything Josh Brolin is good and it’s Sci-Fi. Season 2 is coming soon. Been watching Shogun which is crazy gory but interesting.

Consider this the post-game thread.

Great question. He was usually a good manager in close games. In this short term, maybe he wins a couple more games than Grifol, but over the course of 150+ more games I don’t think he would be able to do anything more with this awful roster than Grifol. He’d have a better record but it would still be a losing record.