WhiteSox2023

I drink a lot of water, and right before bed. I noticed I could sleep through the night regardless when I was younger but now I wake up to pee like a racehorse 2-3 times in the early morning if I drink too much water right before bed in my older age. I guess it’s good that I’m not just tinkling it out slowly.

They’re bad. You know it too. No amount of jokes is going to change that the bottom of our order will be DFA fodder by the start of summer.

Half the Sox lineup aren’t.

Meanwhile, Stone was calling him a wizard behind the plate today. Goodness, who knew that age catches up with baseball players, and especially catchers?

They just lost.

Good stuff.

@baseball_gal_aly said she would be the female Ron for this year in another thread.

Yes, this is going to happen a lot with this garbage lineup. The guys we are banking on being good haven’t shown any consistency other than Robert and the bottom half of the starting lineup is composed of guys who are bad bench players at best.

Apparently it doesn’t happen, even against a very good pitcher. It only happened one other time 57 years ago against a Hall of Famer. This putrid offense is already setting records.

Jake Burger went 3-for-4 with three RBI on Thursday in the Marlins’ Opening Day loss to the Pirates. Figures.

I never thought he would immediately throw 6 innings on 87 pitches. Impressive. But this single start also may show how stupid the Sox were to make him a reliever right out of the gate.

It’s like the movie “Major League” but signing all the rejects for more money than they are worth instead of acquiring them cheaply. I had to mute the TV after Stone called Maldonado a “wizard defensively” behind the plate.

Does Getz have a brother? I’m convinced Harold is related to him at this point.

They shouldn’t have even been signed to one-year contracts. They are bad bench players starting for a major league baseball team. They wouldn’t be starting for any other team in baseball. It’s an embarrassment. Should Getz be applauded for only overpaying them for one year to be starters?

He did a great job acquiring the bottom half of the lineup though.

Good point. Morons.

Grifail’s corpseball.

33,420 fans duped into attending this shitshow.

Some nice hacktastic swings for the fences there.

I just heard this. Schriffen and Stoney sharing a fat blunt in the booth apparently.

Post of the Day. Congrats! ?

A going away gift of ? from a terrible GM that stayed employed for far too long.

Benintendi, still awful, and why to you let him face a lefty?!?

It was always going to be a company man regardless of who was hired after Benetti had the gusto to think he could do any other jobs but for the White Sox.

The name of the game is pitching well, playing defense, and scoring no runs.