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Yes, he’s gone full Hawk homer in his prime.

Can you guys share the whole story behind this?

Most people are anxiously awaiting Nicky DFA.

Stone has become as big of a shill as Hawk.

So awful pitching, a dead-ball era offense, and mediocre defense that really doesn’t matter. Great job this offseason, Getz.

The old f*** is still making money. I’m sure he will make an appearance at some point and whine about how he is as unhappy as the fans about this season, but we all know what he truly cares about — profits on those Campfire Milkshakes.

Jesus, the Sox are so bad that Schriffen has spent half the night hyping up the callup of 30 year old Mendick.

Schriffen is busting his nut over the story.

Stone Pony just called the last inning bad luck and that usually when you get three hits in an inning you score. ?

They don’t even need our help. It’s happening, my friend.

Jerry is probably checking in with TLR as we speak to see if he still has some pep in his step…

That ball was shot outta a cannon against Cannon.

I asked why Sheets was playing RF in Spring Training and one poster said that it didn’t matter, it’s only ST. I responded you know stupid Grifol is going to play Sheets in RF during the regular season sooner or later. The one poster who creams his pants over the name Getz has to be a relative. There’s no reason anyone could be that excited about the guy. His offseason is proving he’s just as clueless as Hahn, wasting small amounts of money on useless vets that all adds up into a decent amount of money burned in a fire pit.

Flexen warming. Haha.

Well, his straight 94 mph pitches are absolute meat to these mediocre Twins hitters.

Get excited… Flexen is starting on Friday.

Combine them… 2024 Ugly Muffs

Yeah, was going to say — why do other teams call up guys throwing true mid 90’s and our guys top off at 93? It isn’t 1991 anymore.

2-0 Twins. Nothing like the Sox coming to town to spark your offense.

$4.3 million down the drain because Getz thought his glove was worth it. His wet newspaper of a bat kills most of what he does with his glove.

Hawk. He’ll get so fed up with how awful the team is that he’ll go silent and ditch out on them like Ozzie but to go play golf.

I think it’s #3. The Bears must have some sort of unofficial deal with the Mayor to stay in the city rather than move to Arlington Heights. The Mayor must’ve given in to some of their demands.

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