WhiteSox2023

Yep, I said before that a GM would have to actually try hard to lose as much as the Sox have. Getz managed to accomplish this all in one horrifyingly bad offseason.

Nicky Lopez $4.3 million dollar salary .240 AVG / .584 OPS 0 WAR Getz is awesome.

He might be working on something, or maybe he just doesn’t care. ?

Remember when the Sox sent Wilson down for Leasure? Yeah… Getz pressing all the right buttons with his roster moves.

Kuhl and Leasure were just the lighter fluid this team needed to extend their total losses record prior to the All-Star break to 71. ”HISTORY!!!”

For what purpose?

Also, watch out for those posters who are fine with bums like Sheets and Julks starting for the Sox next season who have never been good players and are nearing 30. It’s almost like they would be as bad of a GM as Getz.

He was supposed to be. And he pretty much had to be since his glove was so bad.

I posted right when Bart was DFA that he would be a great replacement for Maldonado. See below.

Joey Bart, a 27 year old catcher with an .820 OPS. Getz could have acquired him for a song when the Giants DFA him. Getz decided to stick with Maldonado.

Chad Kuhl sucks. Who knew?!?

On the positive side, he may not go deep into double-digit losses now.

I don’t. He was paid well by Hahn to barely play and suck during the rare times that he actually does.

You think those two additional players would have accounted for 25 to 30 more wins to make this awful team competitive? Thank God JR stopped responding to your letters with your offer to be the Sox GM. You would be worse than Hahn and Getz combined.

What a job by Jerry and our new GM! You’d have to actually try to be this bad and lose this many games and yet Getz still managed to do it, even with his stellar offseason! “HISTORY!!!”

Multiple $100 million dollar contracts? It’s not happening. It will be one of those contracts, perhaps another big contract but no where near $100 million, and a bunch of dumpster diving in between when they are competitive again.

Drinking several Allagash White’s while grilling steak and Mahi Mahi fillets.

CWS has a nice idea of packaging Flexen with Crochet to a team. The team could offload most of Crochet’s innings to Flexen until the playoffs.

Remember when Sheets appeared to have improved his hitting earlier this season? Current Line: .224 / .315 / .379 / .694 Career Line: .228 / .297 / .395 / .692 Sheets, you are who we thought you were.

Now imagine when almost every talented and tradable player is removed from this team. That is when they are truly going to challenge that 2003 Tigers record.

Don’t give up. Keep drinking. You do your best work on the sauce. Perfect grammar and writing.

https://www.mlb.com/news/jazz-chisholm-jr-rumors

Crochet will only accept 3/$50 in Jerry and Getz’s dream world. Not happening.