WhiteSox2023

No, and not even because he can’t stay healthy. Eloy is at -0.3 WAR. I would be surprised if the Orioles pick up his $16.5 million dollar option. He will likely be a free agent. Meanwhile, Burger is earning $760K with 4 more years of control.

Ozzie saying to just flush the season in honor of Grifol.

White Sox officially eliminated from the division. ?

Sizemore must’ve been hoping for a chopper-2-hopper that found a hole on the right side, cuz he either does that or pops out.

And this ball game is… ova.

Baldwin swinging out of his shoes.

Haha, Nicky Lopez with a shallow pop fly. Just release this turd already. No team even wanted him as a backup infielder at the trade deadline because he’s so bad.

Beat me to it, lol.

Going for star caliber guys was never an option with JR (see Harper and Machado) so I don’t think it can be ruled out as not being the correct strategy. We have simply never seen it done. Signing the over-the-hill gang has been the Sox strategy for years, and next offseason will be no different.

Shuster walks Soto with a garbage high and inside pitch. No HR #4.

“Let’s go, Soto!” chants at the park.

NO SHUTOUT!!!

The Guardians currently have the best record in baseball. They started the season with a payroll $50 million less than the White Sox payroll.

Thanks! 101.52 average exit velocity. I was close. ?

I hope he hits a fourth and embarrasses these mofos.

Average exit velocity that inning must’ve been 105. ?

Looks like aqua blue to me, and yes, it is hideous.

^^^

Burger’s OPS is now up to .775 on the season and his career OPS is at .798. Meanwhile, Eder has an ERA over 6 in Charlotte and we pray that Vargas can sniff Burger’s numbers.

The boo birds are out for Luis Robert. Nice swinging strikeout there. He hasn’t seen a low and away pitch he doesn’t like.

What a glove color Cortes has.

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Where’s our Juan Soto?

The trade deadline was supposed to spark the rebuild, and it did almost nothing. We added a 3B who is no more of a proven guy than anyone else in the organization.

The best trade asset that the Sox had that actually was moved at the deadline, and Getz grabs yet another bust to go along with the other ones in his lineup. His bat actually got worse after coming here. Surprise surprise.