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LOL, excuses. His awful ass needs to be moved, anywhere but the Sox.

And the Burger haters have been officially silenced.

Defense and relief. Getz is da man.

If you didn’t hear that call by Schriffen, you missed out. I’m still laughing.

LOL, the Sox are an embarrassment to routine defensive plays.

A “YEAHHH, BUDDYYY!!!” strkeout call. Yikes.

You know JR already has Eloy’s $3 million dollar buyout counted out and ready on his office desk.

It’s a weird situation. The Sox know he’s reaching a max output in which he may decline for this year. But so do other teams. So why would other teams pay the Sox expected price for how he has pitched so far this season? The Sox will want full boat, regardless of the expected performance decline for this season due to a potential innings limit. I could totally see Crochet not being moved due to this strange conundrum.

Chicago GMs are the worst GMs. All of them. Trading all these guys too late for a worse return. What a loser.

Eh, I remember people saying this about the Orioles and Cease. Then, the Orioles got Burnes at a much cheaper price than what people expected from them for Cease and Cease was dealt for a #85 MLB prospect. I hope the return is high for Crochet but teams just don’t seem to give up their top prospects very much any more.

Getz did spend money on some relievers. He just managed to pick all the wrong ones, just like Hahn used to. Because both are bad GMs.

Would make this trade yesterday, and it’s actually salaries that the Orioles can even afford to take on. I wonder if Elias won’t even give up those two prospects?

Dominguez is a couple years younger. I bet they would be willing to trade Jones before Dominguez. I would also rather have Dominguez, but I don’t see the Yankees moving him.

Those aren’t fountains, they are extra large bidets for public use. ?

And he’s hitting better than most of our lineup, albeit in a small sample size.

Elko is likely just a career minor leaguer. He’ll turn 26 in the offseason and he strikes out at a 30%+ rate.

His Wikipedia page says this: ”Torborg has Parkinson's disease and no longer signs autographs.” Terrible if true. My uncle passed away recently after Parkinson’s took away his will to live, but it was advanced by that point.

Maybe. The walks are scary ugly but these splits show he may have a role.

And the biggest surprise yet, more talk about how Sox players should be acquired by Baltimore for a pittance. ? And it’s all a waste of time discussing it because just like the Cease deal that didn’t happen, Elias isn’t going to pay up for Cease or Robert, and probably not even Fedde.

Sarcasm.

Excellent post. The thought is that he is either Getz himself or employed by the Sox because of how much he defends both Getz and the Maldonado signing, while at the same time crapping on our better catcher Korey Lee, whom was acquired by Hahn. He also likes to constantly rip on “AdVaNcEd MeTrIcS” (yes, he spells it out this way) which makes him further look like a Sox employee because our team is too cheap and stupid to spend much money on such modern day baseball analysis. But without giving any specifics on a potential trade beforehand, he will often respond to a Twitter post by Heyman or Nightengale “confirming” a Sox trade with “No sh1t, Jon!” or “No duh, Bob!” Typically, insiders give other insiders credit on Twitter for breaking trade news, since that is the business they are in. Wetbutt23 and KatyPerrysBootyHole still have the most credibility of any supposed insiders. They called the Quintana trade a day before it became official and that Q was headed to the Cubs for four prospects.

If we do that, we also have to track all the pathetic dumpster diving free agents that add up to $25 to $35 million that Getz signs each offseason. It’s a White Sox tradition that is never going away, no matter who the GM is.

That would be one option, but Jerry Reinsdorf isn’t the Padres’ owner, luckily enough for Padres fans.

Yep. Good luck on the Sox ever improving if they either can’t afford to eat a pathetic $55 million dollar contract or would be absolutely stupid and pathetic enough to neuter their return on one of their two best players by including a salary dump.

But his ERA is over 4…