WhiteSox2023

A wandering dick. ? It was always a wandering eye in the past. Just making up new metaphors.

Dude, I thought you were joking and then found this via Google… https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNMY2Wnr/ Wow. Tim must not listen to The Score and hear how easy the Vasectomy operations are these days, with no scalpel and no pain! I am guessing once Tim can’t find another contract for a few million is when Bria sends him the divorce papers and takes half of everything.

Yeah, but you forgot to post his catcher stats to truly convince greg.

Celebrating that Nicky Lopez is outperforming Tim Anderson is like being happy that you came in second to last place in a Pinewood Derby competition in the Boy Scouts.

Many unrelated to baseball… Either that or Jose Ramirez knocked him and his career out at the same time.

Crochet hasn’t blown past it yet. I seem to remember posters expecting 75-100 innings. I believe you were expecting 150 innings or possibly more. But even Sox mouthpiece Bob Nightengale is now saying that the Sox have a plan to limit Crochet the rest of the way this season, which you kept arguing wasn’t a thing at all. It seems to me that the majority of posters that thought there would be an innings limit were right, but were off on the total number of innings that he would pitch. You were insistent that there was no plan to limit Crochet’s innings because “he’s a freak” and “he’s showing no signs of slowing down” and that his arm can handle it. How does that make you more right than the majority of posters?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/columnist/bob-nightengale/2024/06/30/mlb-awards-first-half-all-star-game/74258656007/

Ban. First religion, next comes politics… WestEddy is no doubt going to bring up how Joe Biden dominated Trump in the debate!

Oh sure. I’m assuming they will keep going for the Wild Card. But who knows…

https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-06/29/6000ccdb-6af783df-e0db5b45-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_16000K.mp4

He’s even worse. He was supposed to be almost a sure thing prospect and he hasn’t hit in the majors. Doubt the Cubs would be willing to trade him yet but he would be a nice target at only 22 if the Cubs need another pitcher.

If they could actually have beaten the crappy teams in their crap division over the years, they would’ve made the playoffs more.

Dude, are you purposely trolling?

The ultra rare Sh1tty Lopez RBI.

Also known as equipoise. Still a popular steroid for human use. Will shrink your balls faster than a Sox half inning of offense.

11.32 ERA in 10.1 innings with Charlotte this season. 1.69 ERA in 16 innings with Boston’s AAA team after Getz DFA him and traded him to Boston for cash.

Yep. Braves needed 40-man spots and they didn't want to pay Soroka and Nicky for sure.

I would agree but I think Robert is 50/50 to be moved as of right now. If he’s been hotter than sh1t right before the deadline then I agree with your percentage.

Agreed. The Orioles wouldn’t make that offer.

I’d throw Kopech in and take that deal in a second. That’s the Orioles #4, #6, #7, and #8 prospects and Kjerstad is #20 in the MLB’s Top 100. I would be weary of McDermott’s walk rate but I’d still jump on that deal. Three potential starting position players and a potential back-end rotation starter? Deal.

Same shears he used to cut up those jerseys he hated. Now he will use them to slice and dice the Sox garbage lineup!

The only guess I have is — “nothing is Getz’s fault.”

I don’t need to play any fantasy day-dreaming “what if?” game with this team. The truth is in the standings at MLB.com. I see a team that is on pace to finish with a worse record than the 2003 Detroit Tigers. Your “what if?” game means nothing, but I’m sure JR, Getz, and Grifol would love to use it as an excuse.