Hatchetman

He's played in four seasons at AAA and gotten worse each year. Very strange.

One tool is more than some guys on the roster have.

At least you lift your eyes from your phone when he's at the plate.

Fulmer at least shows up every time to take his beating unlike others.

Had a long conversation with Carlton Fisk at his daughter’s volleyball game many years ago. Despite his reputation he was very gracious with me.

Early returns at Kanny looked OK. I'm not going to rip any one pick. It's the body of work that speaks for itself.

I wasn't really wondering where he is but the more you think about it, where is he? It's like an itch you can't scratch. WHERE IS JAKE BURGER? nobody knows......

maybe he should take up hot yoga to try and limit his muscle pulls, etc.

Jay is hitting .325 in 40 ABs in AAA. What are they waiting for?

back when I was a kid I used to play this old fashioned card game called Stratomatic. Each team had a big stack of cards and it seemed there was always some way to maximize your lineup with the variety of scrubs that played in any given year. However, I have no idea what I would do with this RF situation in Stratomatic.

This situation is mind-numbing. How hard is it to find a replacement level RF'er?

Lopez, Cease, and Kopech? That will be not good.

I am expecting some major struggles early, but hopefully with time he can adjust with time.

Whatever. Then count the two Frazier trades as losses.

You don’t get credit for releasing the guys you get

three solid trades. The rest of the body of work since 2005 is terrible. At least we’re trending in the right direction now.

This sucks. Cease is probably hurt the way he’s pitched lately.

Can someone take a rangefinder to the park and figure out how far that ball really went? I can't believe 462.

That homer would have just cleared the fence at Comiskey back in the 70s!

Bañuelos must have a sore arm. Nobody could be that bad healthy.

Couldn't we just sign James Shields?

He’s our #2 starter.

They would never hire a qualified manager.

I would have loved Keuchel for 2020-21. We're going to have more pitching holes than fingers to stick them in. I really don't see the downside to giving him whatever the hell he wants on a 3-4 year deal. Maybe he absolutely didn't want to do that, who knows.

Must be nice to sit at the adults table