Cerbaho-WG

QUOTE(redandwhite @ May 31, 2005 -> 12:28 AM) Ranking General Managers David's pieces are always very interesting, this one doesn't dissapoint. Not to mention, Theo Epstien was rated the best geneal manager in the game last season, which means his formula is clearly working. His formula? Like spending close to 150 million dollars? I'm sorry, but it's obvious that John Scheurholz, along witth the people who he's put around him, make thes GM/whatever.

PH Timo Failing to bring in Hermanson PH Everett Ozzie wanted to lose this game or something, Jesus titty-f***ing Christ.

Whoever wrote that article has the grammatical skills of a five-year-old retard. I sincerely hope that the original article wasn't written by the AP, Jesus Christ.

I'll take the Nats and Indians.

If the Cubs don't convert Aardsma back into a reliever, this trade is somewhat of a wash, and could actually be a decent move by Sabean. Williams won't even smell the majors until 2006 at the earliest, and everything hinges on Aardsma. His K/9 numbers aren't impressive for AA, and if he's kept in the rotation, then the Cubs gain absolutely nothing from this.

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ May 27, 2005 -> 11:23 PM) Here's a question. Jordan Danks falls to the 3rd round spot where the Sox are picking. He has said that he'll be going to Texas. If there was any chance at all that he would sign a deal however (e.g Gio Gonzalez and Ryan Sweeney), would you still pick him? The Sox would have to cut a predraft deal for 1st round money for Danks. With a smaller number of picks this year, the Sox cannot afford to pick players who aren't sure whether they want to play pro ball or not, especially in the first several rounds.

QUOTE(SoxFan101 @ May 27, 2005 -> 04:32 PM) can you buy seperate magazines... and if so where are they at? They're always available at Barnes and Noble.

QUOTE(kapkomet @ May 27, 2005 -> 12:56 PM) Why? I'm curious. For one reason, I live in Indiana, and unless Bayh wins the Democratic ticket, this state will be red. Secondly, I don't think Hillary will win and she's done nothing to garner support from me.

Being a super liberal, not even I would vote for Hillary. Looks like the Ghost of Josef Stalin is getting my vote in 2008!

QUOTE(witesoxfan @ May 26, 2005 -> 04:54 PM) If 4 for your last 26 is starting to pick up your game, I'd hate to see you when you're slumping. Excuse me while I throw 36 million at this line: .228 .295 .341 MMMM, OUTS!

IIRC, they drafted Everly twice (and signed him). I'd definitely take a shot at Veal in the 3rd round.

At College my sleep patterns flux violently. 6 hours, 12 hours, 3 hours, who knows. Usually I aim for a minimum of 7 hours and take anything more than that.

This thread needs more Widger, damnit! And some Pablo Ozuna love as well.

Hello Mike Doyle! Your Ron Mexico name, the ultimate disguise, is Dante Congo. Hello Cerbaho-WG! Your Ron Mexico name, the ultimate disguise, is Ricky Burundi. Hello homoerotic sloth titties! Your Ron Mexico name, the ultimate disguise, is Coach Australia.

You've got to be kidding me, this little quote threw me for a loop: Oh God, you're so f***ing disillusioned with stats geared to fantasy baseball that it's ridiculous. Bedard, Ponson and Lopez have ERAs hovering just under 6.00, but I guess since they can eat innings, and that Bedard is doing a hell of a job, that they're a great staff. Asinine. Everyone who "knows" baseball joined in on the circle jerk that is the Baltimore Orioles, only to forget that their starting rotation is filled with journeymen and overrated tubs of goo. The sample space was so small for projectioin that it killed me. Now that the Yankees have started beating up on teams that they should beat up on, they'll contend. The Orioles, bolstered by their amazing pitching, will flare out gloriously after the all-star break. You can't just merely average Sagarin ratings to gauge how good such and such is. The weights are so disproportional that you have the ignorant analysis of Baltimore having a good 5 man rotation.

WHITE SOX WINNER!

SIT DOWN CHONE, AND SPELL YOUR f***ING NAME RIGHT!

ONE DOWN!

Damasowned still in.

Two lefties and a switch hitter due.

MOTHERf***ING IGUCHI! BEAUTIFUL!

QUOTE(qwerty @ May 24, 2005 -> 10:41 PM) Can he bat fourth too? Leadoff.

QUOTE(fathom @ May 24, 2005 -> 10:39 PM) Don't worry, I'm expecting a ridiculous lineup tomorrow. Maybe that's what we need right now. Widger in center!

If I was Ozzie, I'd bench half the f***ing team.

QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ May 24, 2005 -> 10:25 PM) 16 straight balls. OT: Herr Rhinehart is retiring, I just thought I'd let you hear the good news. WOOOOO! I may be at VHS tomorrow to say "Hallo" to Frau Bowman. We shall celebrate by drinking Jaeger.