Cerbaho-WG

What we need is more youngsters learning the genius of the knuckleball and more importantly, the eephus pitch.

Rogo as a C+? The guy took 3 years to master High-A ball and he's somehow ranked higher than a far superior Pedro Lopez.

Walker got beat up in the PCL last year, so having him on the 25-man roster would be a huge mistake.

I had the displeasure of watching this tool on C-SPAN2. After every stupid point he made to set off the hundreds of hippies in attendance (I vividly remember some stupid b**** just standing up and raising her fists), he would step back from the poidum and try to display how big a badass he was. f***ing tool.

Correction: The world will forget him in 5 years.

QUOTE(CubKilla @ Mar 11, 2005 -> 11:43 PM) It's only facts when they buy your leftist bull-s***. Get another gig dude. It's played. I forgot that your über-convincing, heavily researched conservative arguments won me over. I should stop thinking so f***ing hard about this s*** and just dumb it down to the point where my brain can effectively f*** around with other things. If I wanted to be stereotypical, I'd end with, "Like NASCAR." Like f***ing NASCAR. LCR hit the nail on the head by stating that you're the 30-year-old stroking his e-penis by trying to bash a college kid who "is jealous of the marines because he didn't get in" or some other bulls***. I'd almost expect more from you until I read that you were located "in my mama's bedroom." Oh f***, comedy goldmine, everyone.

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Mar 7, 2005 -> 05:01 PM) If Blakely is the guy I'm thinking of, he is a real funny guy. Can't comment on his playing but he was hillarious around the clubhouse. Blakely is a good guy and puts up decent numbers to boot. He's a poor man's minor league Mike Cameron.

This is such a stupid move. The guy obviously has his command back, as shown by him walking a grand total of three batters in 33.2 IP, and St. Louis allows him to become an outfielder? The Cardinals have close to nothing in pitching prospects, other than Reyes who has had one good year, and they convert one? Dumb, dumb move.

I'm planning on studying Graz, Austria next summer and possibly follow it up with a year at Freiburg Universität.

QUOTE(danman31 @ Mar 8, 2005 -> 03:45 PM) Is he going to start this season? I remember him being the closer for Great Falls, but pitching 2-3 innings per outing often times. That seems like a lot for a guy the Sox plan on using as a closer. I'd hope not, but he still reminds me a lot of Corwin. He walks far too many hitters but his stuff is very, very good.

Sox make a small trip to Surprise to face off against the Rockies. I don't have a clue who is pitching.

Demetrius Banks, who should just be named Corwin Malone II.

Man, this picture is golden: http://espn.starwave.com/media/pga/2005/03...ickelson_il.jpg It's safe for work, just the typical coincidences that make a regular picture homoerotic.

IU has to win two games to get in, in my opinion. While I am a big Hoosiers fan, I'm also a realist, and losing to Northwestern and Charlotte really should not have happened.

QUOTE(danman31 @ Mar 3, 2005 -> 09:42 PM) You're telling me. After saying it would come out for a couple months I thought it would never happen lol. Think about writing 13 of those writeups though. That's a lot of time and effort. Jason has all of the best of the rest as is mentioned in the article so he has even more. And I'm not even done! Dan, try doing the Top 50 like I did last few years . I was supposed to help you guys with it but I got really bogged down to political stuff and with school work. I'll give you guys a hand at midseason if you so desire . By the way, looks good!

Pods had 2 triples.

LYRICAL f***ING MASTERPIECE.

QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 07:57 AM) St. Paddy's is for amatuers anyway. Professional drinkers don't need some stupid snakes-outta-Ireland holiday as a reason to get pissed. It gives them an excuse to get sloshed out of their f***ing minds, though. As 75% Irish, I have no qualms with this.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Mar 3, 2005 -> 01:44 PM) I think I prefer a consumption tax as opposed to a flat tax as its more fair ( more you spend more you pay ) and would also encourage people to save more money. This would absolutely ruin the economy. Consumption and taxes would fall significantly killing GDP, while investment would be neglected due to savings and the economy would fall flat on its face.

Repref***ingsent! I'm willing to bet Valpo blows at baseball anyways.

QUOTE(YASNY @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 04:26 AM) You know, KipWellsFan, you have a goddamned red, white and blue American right to post that thread as you see fit, even if you are Canadien. I know I'm not going to try and stop you. However, I have specifically told you what I think about a non-American coming to a US based website and trying to portray the US in a bad light. That hasn't changed, nor will it ever. I, on the other hand, have a goddamned red, white and blue American right to neither like, nor respect, you and what you stand for. I fully intend to exercise that right. America, f*** yeah. Jesus f***ing Christ, it's the goddamn Internet and you're s***ting a brick the size of Montana. I HAVE A RIGHT TO DISLIKE YOU! No s***, he can say what he wants, and it's the foreign view of America you're choosing to ignore.

I hold down tha 219 by doing massive amounts of heroin. Anyone from Valpo will laugh at this. As of now, I'm 812 (IU).

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Mar 1, 2005 -> 09:48 PM) The sky must be falling. I totally agree with something Cerb said. We blind squirrels can find a nut every now and then, huh? See, as long as we don't talk politics, we'd be good friends, lol.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 1, 2005 -> 06:59 PM) Some styles of music require more attention to lyrics than others. Using an extreme example, most Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, etc. tunes needed strong attention to lyrics. Other styles need more attention to dance-ability, beat, etc. Just saying . . . Awful CD, just plain awful. Pretntious != good.

That f***ing hurt. A lot.