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QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Mar 1, 2005 -> 01:57 PM) Rollin to the cell with my 20 inch spinners Buehrle's on the bump that n**** best bring me a winner Im laying down 5 large Im on the phone with my bookie my ho's slurping my shake cause the b**** played hookie I'm at the game strapped cause the crowd be gettin rowdy People see all my bling and they want to get up on me You can put it on the board PK jacked another one out Im gonna collect my bens now you see what I'm about Word to your mutha!!! Peace END THE THREAD NOW, LOLOLOLOL.

f***ing Neo-Nazis.

QUOTE(Soxbadger @ Mar 1, 2005 -> 12:30 PM) Most of these posts are nonsense. He was shot in the face, more specifically the mouth and was hit multiple times. Some times people just do not die from gun shots. Look at Shug, he was shot in the head and was fine, Tupac was shot and was killed. As for being able to write lyrics, I doubt any one on this site can write lyrics even close to 50's or the names mentioned, because if you could you would be selling millions of records. But then again, I bet you can all write Shakespeare in perfect iambic pentameter, etc, because you are all genius. :: shrugs:: So much venom, but I doubt that 50 or any of them would care about a bunch of jealous internet posters. I mean, how many albums have you produced lately? 0 Thats what I thought. lol Hilarious. SB Well I'm sorry that I grew up white, in the suburbs, and can actually put together sentences without having to use the words "n*****", "b****" or "ho". Also, I haven't made any s***ty rap albums, but I've got good money saying I lvie to be at least 40, which is something this f***ing tool can't say. And I really doubt that 50 and his crew who couldn't hit a target from five yards away could give a s*** what you say either. Again, if they aimed down the sight, they'd be much more efficient in eliminating their talentless brethren. So please, save us the school lesson and shut the f*** up already.

My Uncle, who is CPD, made a joke to some dumbf*** he picked up from Cabrini-Green once. It was something along the lines of, "Do we need to put up some targets so you idiots can learn how to shoot?" Maybe gangs should start sending their members to shooting ranges so they can actually hit their target during drive-bys instead of killing kids or other innocent people.

Black gangsters really need to learn how to aim. 50 is shot 9 times and doesn't die? That doesn't mean 50 is a badass, it just shows that the f***ing moron trying to kill him was too infatuated with holding his gun sideways to look down the f***ing sight.

If we're posting pets, here's my German short-haired pointer completely hyped up after seeing a rabbit outside:

Good writing, just one small thing I noticed: The winners just sounds really, really awkward. But if Bellarmine's name was actually called the winners, that'd be pretty sweet.

My buddy and I went f***ing insane when White dunked it in OT, holy s***. Hoosiers have to win at least 3 more to have an outside shot at the tournament.

My ex kind of let the fact that she was cheating on me slip...on her LiveJournal. Oh man, that was the greatest breakup eer. I laughed my ass off.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Feb 24, 2005 -> 07:46 PM) http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/24/missile.d...e.ap/index.html Good stuff, now to finish working the bugs out of the land based system. Considering Russia would be our only arms competitor and that they have already developed a warhead that would bypass our SDM, cool. But then again, anything that is Russian and flies often doesn't do what it is supposed to.

Accused of torture flights? It's a goddamn fact: http://www.newyorker.com/printable/?fact/050214fa_fact6

Oh man, this is so f***ing moronic. The "T-Mobile" terrorist released a 3-minute sex tape from Fred Durst. What made me laugh was that Sigur Ros' Untitled #5 was playing throughout the second half of the video. Bahahahaha. If anyone wants a link, just go over to the SomethingAwful forums, they're floating around everywhere.

Nice manicure, Sammy.

QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Feb 23, 2005 -> 10:36 AM) now only if interpol, the vines, the yeah yeah yeahs, (insert carbon copy throw back band) would all follow suit.... Agreeing with the latter two, not with Interpol though. OMG GUYS MAPS IS SUCH A GOOD SONG, OK?!?! No, it's f***ing trash. Sadly, a new Linkin Park LP was promised this year. Ugh.

QUOTE(YASNY @ Feb 23, 2005 -> 09:53 AM) You mean you'd do it liberally! ZING!

Laffo, that's pretty funny. Truth be told, if I entered a bathroom and saw a "Piss on Me: John Kerry" sticker, I'd probably do it quite eagerly. But then the sticker would probably lecture me for several minutes. f***.

Thank God, music overall just got slightly better.

I feel proud that I have either confused or dumbed down a large population of the posters here at Soxtalk. Here's to another 3,000 posts or something!

Only beef I have is with Duncan, but this looks to be the best prospect list compiled that I have seen.

BREAKING NEWS: PEOPLE DO DRUGS DEVELOPING...

Sam Watterson is obviously the problem here! As a reader of The Nation, this doesn't surprise me at all. But to Fox's defense, I don't recall seeing any ads for The Weekly Standard on CNN or MSNBC. But I haven't been watching much TV lately, so I might be wrong.

I'm not posting the answer. Just take some time, and here are some hints: 1) Read the title and imagine a flower 2) The answer is always even

http://crux.baker.edu/cdavis09/roses.html Don't think too hard, and do not post the solution. Let people get it on their own. Took me about 15-20 rolls to get it.

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Feb 18, 2005 -> 07:32 PM) France would rather not involve themselves in a volatile situation? What does that have to do with simply putting a proven terrorist group on its list of such groups and in so doing stopping them from raising money in their country? Little, if any flare ups in the Caucasus region? Ever read up on whats going on in Georgia and more specifically the Pankisi Gorge region? Yes, Georgia is having a problem with their government, as most unstable countries do when adapting to overthrows of prior governments. Nigeria is a good example. Nuke, I don't know much what's happening over in the Gorge except that it's usually full of psychos and extremists f***nuts. Mind telling me what happened now?

HELL BENT FOR LEATHER, BECAUSE I'M GAY! I love Judas Priest, they provide me with mountains of lame jokes I can use to make myself look like a moron.