Cerbaho-WG

I would give up my entire 401K for Dunn to blast a 500 ft HR and give double birds to the home plate umpire.

Safe by a mile.

Are you f***ing kidding me

DREADED LEADOFF WALK, GOING TO SCORE LIKE 50 RUNS NOW

Wow, hell of a turn there.

QUOTE (whitesoxfan101 @ Sep 24, 2012 -> 08:01 PM) Here's the $64,000 question: is the offense choking, tired because Robin has used the regulars too much this year, or some combination of both? And, if think it's both, is it MORE the choking part or the tired part? Latter, but you can't really blame him. Our bench for over half the year was comical.

Away for a week and the offense still can't hit belt high fastballs. Awesome.

QUOTE (MurcieOne @ Sep 16, 2012 -> 05:33 PM) lol I love the BIG Potato comment. Don't know why. I abhor Papa Grande. I don't usually wish harm on players, but I wouldn't oppose a liner off his massive gut.

LONNIE JIZZNBALLZ STRIKES AGAIN. Win tomorrow and we're up three with the Tigers playing the A's on Tuesday. They'd definitely start feeling A LOT of pressure.

lolololol the Tigers are awful

Chisenhall up, bases loaded.

Winning run at 3rd. Big Potato blows a huge save.

Weakest throw ever to 2B causes Indians to score another run. 4-3 Cleveland. Edit: Correct call by umpire. Runner was safe.

QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 14, 2012 -> 09:29 PM) Proud of Ventura for pulling Sale. He would have given him another inning earlier in the year. Yup, definitely a solid call.

QUOTE (Cerbaho-WG @ Sep 14, 2012 -> 09:03 PM) Batting Johnson 3rd is dumb. But he should have been starting against every RHP while Dunn was out. Now that Dunn is coming back soon, the point is moot. QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Sep 14, 2012 -> 09:10 PM) I can't believe you seriously think Johnson hitting 3rd is a good idea.

BREAKING: CHRIS SALE GOOD

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Sep 14, 2012 -> 09:04 PM) Then why are you all mad at me for saying that Johnson playing third is the same mistake as Wise hitting there? 1) not mad at you. 2) You compared 200 ABs over three years (Johnson) to 400 ABs over three years (Wise). Those sample sizes are so small that you can't gain any insight out of that.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Sep 14, 2012 -> 08:54 PM) Dan Johnson has actually been outhit by wise the last couple years. Please stop, this level of backup qb syndrome is hard to watch. Hell, johnsons career slugging is only 20 points higher than wise and he had 2 15+ hr seasons half a decade ago. And Dan Johnson has averaged 66 ABs/year over the last three years. It's like no one on this board knows anything about statistics. Batting Johnson 3rd is dumb. But he should have been starting against every RHP while Dunn was out. Now that Dunn is coming back soon, the point is moot.

Hahahaha starting Viciedo. Now has a negative oWAR. Unreal.

IN ONE CORNER IN ANOTHER, SOME DUDE WHO HAWKS THIS GARBAGE IN ANOTHER CORNER, POSSIBLY THIS Chill down some tallboys and let's f***ing do this.

QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 12, 2012 -> 10:39 PM) According to Chuck Garfien, it doesn't sound like Dunn's returning anytime soon. He's afraid of making the injury worse. Then Johnson should start tomorrow.

Ghost rider strikes again.

QUOTE (Jake @ Sep 12, 2012 -> 09:45 PM) Very well may not have been available. I feel like when I've said this in the past though, that player immediately starts warming up He threw, what, three pitches last night?

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Sep 12, 2012 -> 09:40 PM) TRYING BRIAN FREAKIN' OMOGROSSO AGAINST THE BEST HITTER IN BASEBALL AGAIN IS DUMBER THAN THE BUNT ATTEMPT. I thought Ventura had the capacity to learn on the job, but it's becoming dubious. It now seems 75% of the team's improvement was just NOT having Ozzie around, but he hasn't been a good in-game manager the entire second half. In fact, he's getting measurably worse by the week. Caulfield/Cerb/fathom: Axis of pessimism