Cerbaho-WG

I can't take any more of this. Goodnight. Go Sox, go fundamentals.

FUNDAMENTALS. This team is f***ing retarded.

Great, Beckham on deck. Swing, Tyler, swing!

Swinging way too hard.

Everyone gets a triple!

Excellent job by Thornton.

QUOTE (winninguglyin83 @ Aug 16, 2011 -> 10:43 PM) excellent call. Have to go with Borchard.

Beckham is just terrible.

Tyler! Alright, time for the wild pitch offense to strike.

LOL at Hafner kicking the dirt like a child. Let's f***ing walk this s*** off.

Kuhn was hitting .365 in August. This makes absolutely no sense.

Wow, great job Gordon.

Hey, it advanced the runner....

QUOTE (Cerbaho-WG @ Aug 10, 2011 -> 07:57 PM) don't stop now boyzzzzzz

don't stop now boyzzzzzz

TIE GAME!

Again, let's bench Morel.

f***ing multiview. Also, let's bench Morel, guys!

Pie was 8-13 off of Floyd. Yes, Ozzie, let's leave him in.

UGH, WHY IS THIS ROOKIE STRUGGLING? I DEMAND SATISFACTION NOW, NOW, NOW. Christ, give it a rest. Morel had a .464 SLG% in the minors and walked at a better (although still meh) clip as well. Give him another year.

Great, like we need another one of Ozzie's spoiled kids bad mouthing the organization. Maybe Ozney should shut his mouth until the silver spoon is out of his mouth and esophagus. Look, KW Jr. and now Tyler are terrible at baseball but at least they don't open their mouths.

Yes, let's pull the plug on a rookie who is one of the better defensive 3B in baseball. Smart.

OK then. What's worse than benching Quentin for Rios is hitting him 5th, right behind Dunn. Why yes, let's have quite possibly the two worst offensive players in baseball bat back-to-back. Edit: WAR says that Dunn and Rios are actually the two worst players in baseball. Incredible.

I live in Bucktown. I have a decent idea of where this house may be. But as much as I dislike Ozzie, having drinks with him would be a riot.

Ozzie's incompetence costs us three runs. Great.