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QUOTE (Brian @ Jul 3, 2009 -> 11:22 PM) Cowley Twitter Damnit!! The biscuits are playing the barons tomm here!!! I could of met him b4 the game. Also im friends with Flowers so he could of introduced me!! im so pissed

QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jun 30, 2009 -> 07:35 PM) Where is Lee at in wins right now...about 15 or so...oh wait no that was a fluke I forgoteded. Cliff Lee has a better ERA than any of the White Sox Starters.

Dont Forget Tim Lincecum--- 39.2 innings 3-1 1.82 era, 40 k's

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 30, 2009 -> 03:57 AM) Better than Danks? Seriously? Verlander: 34 IP, 2.91 ERA, 30 hits, 14 walks, 34 k's Danks: 34 IP, 2.91 ERA, 23 hits, 10 walks, 30 k's. The only difference is Danks is 2-3 in his last 5 while Verlander is 2-1. ERA's, IP, runs identical, Danks with a lower WHIP, Verlander with a couple more K's. Good Point.

QUOTE (BearSox @ Jun 30, 2009 -> 03:45 AM) ^ Without looking at stats, probably Verlander. Better than danks yes, better than gavin no way. In June Verlander 2-1 2.91 era Floyd - 3-0 1.30 era

BTW- I think Jenks, Buehrle, and maybe Dye and AJ deserve to be All-Stars. No way on Jenks. Yes on Buehrle.

QUOTE (knightni @ Jun 19, 2009 -> 11:07 PM) Walker will fix that. lol awesome

twitter.com/stopcallingmestoneyponeyhawk

QUOTE (chw42 @ Jun 9, 2009 -> 10:06 PM) White Sox Not Supplying Enough Food for Colon Joe Cowley - Chicago SunTimes Rumor has it that Bartolo was not happy with the post-game buffet selection as of late. It seems like only one turkey was not enough as he has always been given two earlier this year as well as with Boston last season and with the Angels the season before that. Bartolo reiterates that if he does not get enough to eat, he will pitch a crappy game. Ozzie Guillen begs to differ. "If that fatass thinks he can f*** around and ask for more food, I'm going to send him back to Venezuela where the kids have to eat lima beans. Alexei's already starving, maybe I should send him to Cuba", said the angry Manager after Colon's second subpar start in a row against the Cleveland Indians. Former backup catcher Corky Miller also addressed the situation. "When I was still here, Bartolo and I were great eating buddies. We'd eat everything together and see who could eat more in eating contests. But when they DFA'd me for Castro, Bartolo felt lonely. Ramon Castro is no eater compared to me. Even though he couldn't understand me and I couldn't understand him, I feel like as if eating has its own universal language." Team captain Paul Konerko thinks that Bartolo is totally being selfish. He also stated that even when he was in the middle of depression last season due to him hitting .200 for the majority of the season, he watched his weight and did not start eating just because he was sick of himself. Konerko also stated that Bartolo's weight problems could be because of his long depression over the years. Ever since his injury in 2006, Colon has put on much more weight. The White Sox brought up left handed prospect Aaron Poreda to fill Colon's spot in the rotation. Don Cooper was overjoyed at this move by Kenny Williams. Cooper went on to say the following: "Bartolo was a hassle to work with. He constantly grew hungry during workout sessions and refused to do any kind of conditioning. He also didn't speak much English so I didn't know what I was going to do. Now I'll actually work with a kid that has some good stuff along with knowledge of the English language. The best thing is that he doesn't weigh 300 pounds." Colon is now on the White Sox DL and has a very bleak future. Will he go into professional eating or just eat the rest of his life until he dies of obesity? Time will tell, but right now, it looks like the White Sox were plenty tired of Bartolo's selfish hunger for more turkey legs. NOTE: THIS IS NOT REAL. Awesome... Man hes fat. You think if we poured some bar-b-que sauce on D-Wise that Fatboy would eat him. That would eliminate two problems. Colon would go to jail, and Wise cant hit .160 from Colons belly.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jun 9, 2009 -> 02:48 PM) Also Colon HAS to be going somewhere. The Buffet Line

if they put Clayton in the bullpen i will flip my s***

Lets Start a streak now boys!!!

That would be sweet, even if he turned us down meeting a guy of his caliber would be fun. I mean i met Chad Bradford last night, not cool at all lol

I cant think of the last time he has hit 99. Maybe the guns wrong Has he thrown that hard this year?

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ May 15, 2009 -> 07:36 PM) Bull Durham and it was a cocksucker call, he didnt call the ump a cocksucker Actually at first it calls it a cocksucker call but at the end the umpire keeps repeating pretty please call me a cocksucker, and then crash says YOUR A COCKSUCKER

This game might blow but Chris has been outstanding. I love watching this kid play.

QUOTE (South Side Fireworks Man @ May 11, 2009 -> 10:54 PM) Sox: Getz 2b Lillibridge cf Quentin lf Dye rf Thome dh Konerko 1b Pierzynski c Fields 3b Ramirez ss Floyd p Tribe: Sizemore cf Cabrera 2b Martinez c Choo rf DeRosa 3b Peralta ss Dellucci dh Francisco lf Shoppach c Pavano p It makes me sick to my stomach seeing Lillibridge in the lineup, he is terrible!

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ May 6, 2009 -> 03:54 AM) Absolutely terrible comparison. I dare you to name 2 guys in the last 15 years to play less than 40 games in the minors that got called up and had an immediate impact. Well i cant name 2, but close lol. Ryan Zimmerman played 67 games then dominated. Chad Cordero pitched in 19 games then dominated.

The Barons actually played here in Montgomery last night, and Beckham did NOT look ready. He looked awfull in his first two at bats, and Hellickson made him look silly in his first at bat. I think he needs some more time, i did bump into Viciedo on the field though, and he is HUGE. Also had a chance to catch up with Tyler Flowers last night for about 10 minutes. I cant wait till he gets up sometime in the next couple years, hes such a great guy. Also said hes very excited about being a White Sox, and its his new favorite team lol

who would win in a fight Quentin Vs. God? Trick question Quentin is God... little snl

QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Apr 16, 2009 -> 03:51 PM) Let us know your thoughts and observations. Is Tampa considering a replacement for that stadium do you know? I would wonder since Miami is building a new one to keep the Marlins. I was down there last year on a staff trip (since i work for the biscuits) and they told us everything is set but they need funding. They are trying to put it in a better location and instead of a dome that want a new kind of retractable roof. Super cool stuff if they get it approved. It had been approved, but once the economy turned bad they had to put it on hold.

Just joking but Swisher just pitched an inning, scoreless!! Thought it was funny.

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 13, 2009 -> 10:54 PM) One scout said it's one of the worst IL teams this decade on the flip side Birminghams absolutely stacked

We are going to explode for about 10 runs, and i will miss it because i have to work a less important game.

QUOTE (MexSoxFan#1 @ Apr 9, 2009 -> 01:16 AM) Do we only score on home runs?WTF Well yes, for awhile now actually lol