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QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Nov 8, 2013 -> 06:53 PM) No, that's a crab. Pssh. A lobster. A crab could NEVER captain a starship.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Nov 7, 2013 -> 01:19 PM) You must jizz in your pants every time you watch White Christmas. That's why his Christmas is white.

QUOTE (Iwritecode @ Nov 5, 2013 -> 10:33 AM) So my daughter brought a doll home last night that she had to take care of for her child development class in HS. It would literally cry like a real baby and she was supposed to hold it, rock it, burp it, feed it, change it's diaper, etc... It was very life like. It had sensors in it that would record her interactions with it and she would be graded based on how well she did. She had to wear a bracelet with a sensor in it. She was supposed to hold near different points on the doll, and it was supposed to "chime" meaning that the doll was ready to be taken care of. The problem was that we never heard the chime once the entire time we had it. There was literally no way to take care of it. It would just cry for a few minutes, stop, then start again 10 minutes later. It was very loud and annoying and was supposed to continue until 7AM this morning. We finally gave up, put a blanket over the speaker and stuck it in the basement. We also emailed the teacher telling her that it wasn't working properly. Got a response this morning from the teacher. She thinks the bracelets got switched somehow. So some other student/family went through the same hell we did last night as well. What ever happened to taking care of "egg babies"? That's what we did when I was in school. CHILD ABUSE

Guess the Packers finally know what it's like to not have a great QB and try to win.

QUOTE (bmags @ Oct 30, 2013 -> 06:31 PM) I commented to my friend about how I thought Tony Snell missing the 3 straight 3pointers fed to him in the same possession was more embarrassing than an open dunk. He disagreed and gave this list : level 1: getting eyed (pull up in your face, usually following trash talk) level 2: getting crossed over level 2.5 (my addition): Taj Gibson clapping at Bosh to come at him only to easily get taken level 3: getting dunked on level 4: missing dunk level 5: ankle breaker crossover level 6: scoring in your own basket Anything we're missing? QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Oct 30, 2013 -> 06:40 PM) Calling time out with none left? QUOTE (RockRaines @ Oct 30, 2013 -> 06:42 PM) passing the ball to the ref instead of your player See Javale McGee highlights.

QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Oct 29, 2013 -> 07:04 PM) It's still on just with different people. Yes, I'm aware. It was a joke.

QUOTE (bmags @ Oct 29, 2013 -> 06:16 PM) What is SportsNation? An old show with Colin Cowherd and Michelle Beadle on it. Too bad it's not on anymore.

A clinching win in either Game 6 or 7 by Boston will be the first home clinch in a World Series by the Red Sox since 1918.

I got a Droid Ultra. It's pretty cool!

QUOTE (flavum @ Oct 28, 2013 -> 08:12 PM) Ted Lyons would like to speak with you. But he can't.

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QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Oct 28, 2013 -> 01:03 PM) Wow. You are off the rails. ...on a Crazy Train?

Holy s***. Andy Dalton on my bench. He just went off!

QUOTE (Brian @ Oct 27, 2013 -> 12:32 PM) The OSU marching band needs to step up their game. You mean like this?

Musician, Lou Reed, 71

Just got my first smart phone. This s*** is amazing, yo.

QUOTE (Jerksticks @ Oct 25, 2013 -> 06:43 PM) Haha I can still picture that infomercial from what, 2000ish? Back to back to back AAU national championships. The original one is from the early 90s. Fred McGriff was with the Padres.

QUOTE (SpainSOXfan09 @ Oct 25, 2013 -> 03:08 PM) Speculation over, Merkin from MLB.COM says they have hired Todd Stevenson from the A's organization. Don't know much about this guy. Anyone care to comment? What can he offer to get our OBP and RISP better? Link: http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article/cws/white-...p;vkey=news_cws There's a pinned thread up there ^^^

QUOTE (bmags @ Oct 25, 2013 -> 12:09 PM) Was hoping for Tom Emanski personally. Back to back to back!

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QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Oct 24, 2013 -> 04:52 PM) Could be some kind of critter up in there. Yeah it could be laying eggs too. Good thing for it that he's waiting til January, huh?

QUOTE (greg775 @ Oct 24, 2013 -> 04:50 PM) I'll give Paulie ALL the credit for the blast. I give the other guys on base as much credit. Including Dye who got hit in the bat hand by a pitch before Konerko came up.

Again, Ozzie and Billy Martin are lauded; yet, Gene Mauch and Joe Maddon are written off?

QUOTE (Dick Allen @ Oct 24, 2013 -> 03:44 PM) I read about this last week, you mix the Bullfrog with rosin to get a sticky substance for a better grip. MLB doesn't care about that for some reason. Helps 38 year old Japanese guys throw splitters better.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Oct 24, 2013 -> 03:32 PM) Personally I respect the ring and Mr. Mouth has one!!!! No matter what u guys think of him. Really? So, if you're a jackass and you win a title, you get a pass? But, if you're a great guy but never win, you're not worth a second glance? Tony Gwynn and Ryne Sandberg are less than Lenny Dykstra and Jose Canseco?