Seven Dollar Ballpark Frank Made From The Finest Hog Anuses
SAN DIEGO--Safeco Park vendors defended their decision to charge seven dollars for a hot dog yesterday, claiming that the franks were made from the “finest hog anuses” money can buy.
“You pay more because we use the best ingredients,” said Michael Wilson, president of AMG Foods, which handles the vending at San Diego’s new ballpark. “The hog anuses you are eating come from the finest hogs in the land. The cow tongues, intestinal tracts, and various other meat byproducts are absolutely top-of-the line. Seven dollars is the absolute minimum we can charge, believe me.”
Wilson also defended his high-priced bottled water, claiming that it makes all other water “taste like steaming dogs***.”