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I went to the state of Michigan's stats (where I am from) and read some of the "other" names. a few comedians there.. penis sampsonite A Large Farva bubble jerk pookie Pork Chop Samsonite Dan Woloz's Penis vanarial disease the shiznit Infant Blood FIZZWIZZLE !!!!!

Putting Thomas at #2 would lessen Willie's SB attempts.. if 1b is open, they will walk Thomas.

I'm having a vision.. I can see your future Dan Wright...

Someone watching our site thought they were funny... See the Cheat's avatar there? Not a Sox fan apparently

Trade offer for you Mr SS2k4

25, 26 in July. Ben Sheets Good luck getting him with the season he is having. He is more valuable to Milwaukee that Sexson was.

I still say if they moved Lee to #3 and Ordonez to #5 it would help a lot. Lee would see more pitches and so would Thomas.

I purposely added more errors to my YNOT prediction because Jose was back in the lineup this week.

You can tell him that the Hot Fudge was too hot.

Why would a sports fan admit that their team will lose?

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Hey DonkeyKonerko... Here was your avatar chick in rehearsal before they put her makeup on her...

What's new Kaaaaaahhhhnnnn!!!

Most of ESPN's baseball "experts" have their heads up their asses. :finger Psst ESPN geniuses... just because you played baseball in the majors doesn't qualify you as a know-it-all...

Thats the rip the shirt off, scream, throw water up in the air, talk about "women having drive thru phone sex about pickles" guy.. right?

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Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, Barry Bonds

And birds running into invisible walls... :headshake LAME

What probably happened... Let out of US custody, sought out Iraqi militants for sympathy etc.. The kidnapped him, told him of a "fake" murder video plan that they needed an American for. He co-operated.. They made the video, but shot him dead on the floor between the edited scenes. He was already dead when they beheaded him, thus no blood spray.. Scream was edited in.

Might as well watch it if you can folks.. it's the only game we won.

Yeah, Bench had an arm on him that made Ivan Rodriguez's arm look like Mike Piazza's. Even if he is an asshole. :fyou

I think Koskie is overrated myself. http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/stats?statsId=6110 Ssn TM G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS 1998 Min 11 29 2 4 0 0 1 2 2 10 0 0 .138 .194 .241 .435 1999 Min 117 342 42 106 21 0 11 58 40 72 4 4 .310 .387 .468 .855 2000 Min 146 474 79 142 32 4 9 65 77 104 5 4 .300 .400 .441 .841 2001 Min 153 562 100 155 37 2 26 103 68 118 27 6 .276 .362 .488 .850 2002 Min 140 490 71 131 37 3 15 69 72 127 10 11 .267 .368 .447 .815 2003 Min 131 469 76 137 29 2 14 69 77 113 11 5 .292 .393 .452 .845 2004 Min 26 96 15 24 6 1 5 15 13 17 4 2 .250 .345 .490 .835 One good year in 2001... Before that and since, he has been an average corner IF offensively.

Yeah it isn't his talent or attitude at all that keeps him from promotion... A link from 2001

"Yeah.. I'll have a water and a salad.. and gimme a super sized double quarter pounder with cheese meal to wash it down with.."