QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Nov 14, 2012 -> 06:54 PM)
My idols are Justin Bieber, greg775 and the woman in my avatar. So rizzy doesn't know what he's talking about.
...and Snooki
QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Nov 12, 2012 -> 08:17 PM)
Left out mile high club.
I've seen their bathrooms. Not quite enough room for me, let alone a flight attendant too.
QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Nov 12, 2012 -> 05:32 PM)
You only live once. Worst-case the plane plummets out of the sky and you die a fiery death.
Best case scenario, Skymall magazine, free cookies, and a vodka.
QUOTE (The Ultimate Champion @ Nov 10, 2012 -> 06:42 PM)
What is the price of crack near the Cell these days? I've always operated under the rule of 1 bag of crack = 1 suckoff, with the current market determining the quality of each.
Really, man?
QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Nov 9, 2012 -> 02:34 AM)
From my facebook status on getting a 98% on a History of the Mongols paper.
"Goddam Mongorians and their s***ty Wall."
You're welcome.