One night a woman wakes up to find her husband isn't in bed next to her. She gets up and goes downstairs and finds him in the kitchen and he is crying. She says "honey what's the matter?" He said, "Well you remember 20 years ago when your father caught us together and he told me either I would have to marry you or go to jail?" She said, Yes I do. He says, "Well I would have gotten out today".