EvilJester99

I didn't know.. always gives them plausable deniablity I suppose...

Hell no.. do not answer that phone.....

Most times you can tell when someones on or did the HGH. Just look at the size and or shape of their friggin head. hehe

Yeah yeah Jim rub it in.... :finger

Well he drove the thing pretty hard yes but they are supposedly built to handle that. I know a couple others who had probs as well and didn't drive them too rough. Hell most of them were f*** nuts anyway though so who knows. LoL

Most of the problems on the pre 2005 seemed to be electrical or Transmission related. One guy had his in the shop more than on the road. Kind of kept me away from wanting one.

I am trying to talk my wife into letting me get an H2 but I can't justify paying as much for the truck as we do our house lol

Sweet Jeep. I didn't like the previous Jeeps until this year they put the Hemi in it. I know too many people who bought Jeeps pre 2005 and they have had tons of problems.

I have a Ford Explorer 4X4 and a Hyundai Santa Fe 4X4 as well. Explorer is mine. lol

My favorite is the heated outside mirrors....along with my 4X4.

Good I hope the Scrubs are stuck with that POS Soso.

I agree as long as he was paying him a fee, he doesn't and shouldn't have to support his trainer. However if they are "Friends" he could probably help him out if the guy is sleeping in his car as he said. To not help him because Bonds is a "Black man" and there aren't enough black men is totally ridiculous. I take it its ok for Baroid to be racist but if someone is racist to him, he b****es and cries about it.

Hell if the Bears had Brees he may be begging to be traded away. LoL The patch work offensive line now he would be getting killed. I would like Brees but I have a serious doubt SD will let him go now. I would bet they do trade Rivers 1st. Either that or have Rivers hold the clipboard for awhile and learn that way.

Caucasian and white?? Correct me if I am wrong here but thats the same thing yes?

Well slutty is good and could be considered jackpot to most. Can you really trust a woman who says she will screw everyone you know to get even with ya??

Exactly why its a lot easier to just not have kids LoL

Its not sex allure.... its the chance of sex period If it weren't for slutty some guys would never get sex

Good hopefully it will be the exact same way for Baroid as well....

In a word... YES!! Bonds and Baseball alike think the fans are stupid.

Now ESPN radio is reporting Bonds has admitted to "Unknowingly" using 2 steroids provided to him by his personal trainer. Big shocker I know.

A Texas Chili Contest Warning - If you can read this whole story without laughing out loud, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a chili cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio city park. The notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the advent: (Frank is Judge #3) Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili... Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 -- (Frank) What the hell is this stuff?! You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put out the flames. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy! Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili... Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor; needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili... Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans. Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting pie-eyed from all of the beer... Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic... Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish, or other mild foods; not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover... Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks. Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety... Judge # 1 -- Thin, yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. I pooped on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair! No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone. Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili... Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho-hum; tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress, as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing; it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili... Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild, nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

My all time favorite are Trinidads from Fanny Mae Candy... man those are awesome.

Too many stat geeks..

LoL I knew I seen that crazy s*** somewhere...

Isn't that the same s*** they use to say about Guardado as well?? People went so far to say he would pitch badly against the Twins to help them. Obviously that asenine and Guardado himself protests that but then again what else would he say really?